Baguettes

chicks who date douche bags

Whoa. Chaz just found himself a new baguette. Chaz, my friend with a Moroccan goddess tan and roid rage that only rivals his infinity for shiny hair, got himself one of hundreds of baguettes.

by Rian Rami April 8, 2010

baguette

A baked cock that resembles a loaf of french bread.

Mike likes to eat baguettes that are shaved.

by MoFo December 21, 2004

Baguette

To get pimp-slapped in the face with a hollow sheath of french bread...the sole act of aggression allowed within the walls of Panera.

"Don't eat all of Johnny's chips or he will baguette your face!"

by Motards November 13, 2011

Baguette

The name for the protruding chunky roll of skirt created by women who roll the top of their skirt up, to get the effect of wearing a shorter skirt or just to raise a skirt that is too low.

Person 1: She's got a baguette.
Person 2: Baguette?
Person 1: That chunky circle around her waist.

by Piece of cheese January 30, 2010

baguette

A French melee weapon

yeah dude did you hear about Francis? yeah apparently someone gave him the shank with the ol' baguette y'know

by Logmin October 12, 2018

Baguette

Means yes in French

Boy: Do you like cake?
Girl: Baguette

by HarryPotterFreak123 July 5, 2017

Baguette

A long ass piece of bread from the country known as France. Also baguettes are fucking delicious in every fucking way. If you don't like them I'll run you over with my tandem. They also make for a good sword.

Kyle: ewww what's that you got there (popular boy voice)
Fletcher: A fucking baguette you little bitch

by IRunTandemsOnKids November 13, 2022