suck a bag of dicks 

Someone who sucks a tote of cocks. Usually including ATLEAST six cocks of which two are limp.

Melanie told Cory and Micky to "Suck a bag of dicks" while attempting to launch a kite at Florida State University.

suck a bag of dicks by Chief Osceola March 20, 2007

Gayer than a bag of dicks 

Gayer than your average bear! very very gay! so gay you could stand a flag pole in there anus and pack the sides with mounds of pubic hair for a more compact feel.

Scotts outerwear is a pink fish-net vest, bright coloured ass-less drainpipes and sporting glittery fairy wings along with his boyfriends dancing to YMCA and rubbing oil into there exposed nipples. therefore he would be and this would be 'gayer than a bag of dicks'

Gayer than a bag of dicks by zakoh October 26, 2007

Bag of Dicks 

A bunch of dicks in a bag

You eat a bag of dicks.

Bag of Dicks by Skirata May 28, 2008

bag of dicks 

1. someone who is exhibiting behavior normally associated with douchebags / generally acting in a douchey manor
2. literally, a bad of dicks (obsolete)

Hey, was it me or was Roger a real bag of dicks at that meeting yesterday?

bag of dicks by Johnny Papp November 7, 2003

A bag of dicks 

A thing that brings joy, esp. to gay men.

Thom's winning the lottery made him happy as a gay man with a bag of dicks.

A bag of dicks by Advn2rgirl April 20, 2008

Bag of dicks 

(bag-o-dix) A large bag or satchel that contains strictly the male reproductive organ; the penis. This term is usually used with insult in direct to another for them to put chunks of dicks from the bag in one's mouth for consumption.

they can eat a bag of dicks while riding their mom's bike!

Bag of dicks by StinkmasterB October 11, 2010

Eat a bag of dicks

Literally, to consume a bag full of food from Dick's Drive In, usually 5 fries to one burger.

In Seattle, "Eat a bag of Dicks" might be taken as a lunch suggestion instead of a deadly insult.

Frank: Damn I'm hungry, let's break for lunch.

Paul in Accounting shouts out: Hey frank, go eat a bag of Dicks!

Frank: Sure, I haven't had Dicks in a while, there's one on Broadway - great fries!

Eat a bag of dicks by Tarrak November 2, 2010