barbel

A person who scavages the remains of an unwanted drunken woman left at the bar. Often large in size, this woman is passed up on by every other person or thing in the bar. The name derives from the carp-like fish called the Barbel which usuualy follows a submerged hippopotamus and feeds on his feces.

Brian Hailstock is a Barbel

by pencil12345 May 11, 2009

Slabtano Beerbelli

An agender satanic Spanish demigod reprobate persisting in the sex dungeons of Dunvegan Castle. Despite their primary adobe containing an pungent air of masochism and Doc Marten's AirWair Shoe Polish, their testicular region is best described as an utter depravity cavity. However, this proves useful for traffiking face moisturiser in from their homeland of Colombia, West Broadford. In 1957, they collaborated on a YouTube vlog with Escablo Pablogar, the infamous blimp. Their favourite food is Eminem, the famous German whisky brand. Is a proud member of the GDA (Ghandi Depreciaton Association) and potentially the zodiac killer, however, further citation is needed. Can often be found deep within the hallowed fallace of Ninn Foakes, just outside Sleat, Mexico.

Despite their apparent and persistant abstinance due to their depravity cavity, they have been known to perform coitus to their friends' sisters.

Quite attractive.

"Man, you're such a Slabtano Beerbelli."
"Oui."

by Binn Soakes September 17, 2018

Barbelling

The state of being over-addicted to using barbells. you use em the gym ,,use em in your house and almost everywhere.,, so this may means that you are a bodybuider or hobbyist of this sport but what are you are focusing on the most in the gym are just barbells,,, training shoulders,triceps,,biceps,,hams just by using barbells and for instance getting some dumbells,,cables or machines to do the work,, so you are basically a barbell user junkie

barbelling is useful in the sport of bodybuilding,,however you need to use other sports equpiments to make more precise and focus workouts..

by Joseph...M September 8, 2010

Barbeli

A unique name that barely anyone can pronounce correctly. She is always ready for the spotlight and will dazzle anyone looking for excitement. Like her name she is genuinely unique. Not like other people who claim to be unique but are just boring attention whores. Barbeli doesn't need to sell herself because people are drawn to her magnetic ways and find it hard to stay away from her.

Barbeli is like what I imagine a real unicorn would be. Colorful, beautiful, majestic and just fucking awesome.

by Barbaliciousness December 20, 2016

Barbellbender

• Powerlifter that lifts heavy weight in very aggressive and vulgar manner
• Fucks bitches and gets money

No wonder he’s getting all the girls, he’s a Barbellbender.

by BBC304 October 9, 2018

berbelotte

A berbelotte is a girl who only falls for fuckboys. She has a lot of boys who want her but she is not interested in them.

My friend is such a berbelotte

by Xxxxxxxxakkakakakkaja April 24, 2019

Barbell

A 7 foot long iron, 45 pound steel stick that people load weight plates on to mog soibois (also to get swole and strong AF)

"Time to load the barbell with 6 plates and watch me mog the local soibois"

by BETTS SEAL! November 21, 2021