A rare species of upper class Englishmen, that from birth have been mistaken for 45 year old men. With an accent that makes molten toffee drizzled over caramel look rough, a Baldock is quite simply a pussy magnet. This is true, unless a Baldock is called Josh, in which case none of the above applies, and women actively avoid contact with him, so as to not to be encompassed by his long clammy hands, which he uses to play the saxophone on occasion.
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a very "ghetto" person, usually carries a pocket knife with them, and most definately will carry some kind of drug with them.
also known as a chonga that wear baggy ass dickies and call their boyfriends "Papi" and love takin pictures with a pz sign and look at any other place but the camera. they think its "chongalicious"
usually very broke, and if not, they get money from selling drugs in the corner of macdonalds.
if you ever see one you most likely will get shot or stabbed
Very known for having AIDS, have the highest HIV percentage in the nation.
Always lose went they play the Falcons, the falcons are just too good
also known as a chonga that wear baggy ass dickies and call their boyfriends "Papi" and love takin pictures with a pz sign and look at any other place but the camera. they think its "chongalicious"
usually very broke, and if not, they get money from selling drugs in the corner of macdonalds.
if you ever see one you most likely will get shot or stabbed
Very known for having AIDS, have the highest HIV percentage in the nation.
Always lose went they play the Falcons, the falcons are just too good
dont talk to me! ur a braddock bulldog!
ew, is that a braddock bulldog???
run!!! is a braddock bulldog
ew, is that a braddock bulldog???
run!!! is a braddock bulldog
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Get the Braddocking mug.a small town in north hertfordshire. fuck all ever happens, leading to the nickname "baldcok" as it is so bad. filled to the brim with bullshitters (coppin) who think they're hard. hopefully he'll leave soon, or die of chronic boredom. dominated by tesco.
Welcome to Baldock, the muff capital of the world, stick your wellies on lads because you'll be knee deep in clunge as soon as you get step into this clunge-ridden town. the weather is usually shit...so put up your brollies since you'll be dripping in fanny!
fuck off mate, stop lying.
fuck off mate, stop lying.
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