backlog

The lone chunk of fecal matter that pops back out of the bottom of the toilet after a flush; usually a floater

I needed to flush the toilet three times this morning. I had a backlog that refused to go away.

by TurboShortBus October 6, 2005

Backlog of dishes

A pile of unwashed dishes that have been accumulating for days or even weeks in your kitchen sink. A dish-washing exercise that you just keep putting off until Doomsday, when it won't matter anymore anyway.

It usually ends up as a large Petri dish for growing a whole range of bacteria cultures and a hotbed for contagious diseases.

A: Who's gonna take care of that backlog of dishes? It keeps piling up, I can't get into the kitchen anymore!
B: Why don't we take an easy route and just blow it up with a kilo of dynamite?

by voicelove April 2, 2011

backlight blindness

loss of night vision by using an elecronic device with a backlight in an otherwise dark area

I was listening to my iPod last night, but it gave me a serious case of backlight blindness.

by deliqueena April 4, 2009

backlogged

When you pooh twice in one day because you did not pooh the day before.

I have to use the bathroom again, because I am totally backlogged

by Donald J. Drumpf June 4, 2016

Backless

- A word used to describe a ting with no back/bum.

A1-Gappy: Rahh fam you know Jessica.
B2-NoSappy:Yh g.
A1-Gappy:I legit don’t know why guys like her,she’s backless.

by Drilla J May 14, 2020

backlegs

when a person has no butt; hence their back, goes straight to their legs.

Paris Hilton has backlegs.

by Miss Brass September 3, 2007

backle

One whom somewhat exerts profound idiotness.

"See that guy over there, he's a backle".

by joeeeeeeeeee July 1, 2005