Backhand-therapy

parenthetical element: meaning needs "to be beaten", or referring to domestic violence. Added to a sentence to describe a woman or child that should be shown the back of one's hand to modify their behavior to not be "bitchy", or "bratty".

When observing a scene in which a man's girlfriend spoke back, or insulted him in front of his friends in a "bitchy" tone. His friends were noted to say, "Did you see the way Carla treated Darren this afternoon, she's in need of some backhand-therapy!

by Corpsehustler August 6, 2012

backhand grip

A way of masturbation that is used by men. They lay down, put there hand in a backwards grip/postion holding tightly on their dick. Then they rub foward and back and will soon cum on their hand.

Evan did a backhand grip last night.

by B-Pad June 11, 2008

Backhand Touch

The act of touching someone who you have just met with the back your hands so that you do not violate their personal space and come off as a creeper while still initiating casual contact.

Mike: "I was at the bar when Lindsay, the cute girl I met, had a drink spilled on her butt. I used a backhand touch to check how wet it was. She didn't seem like the kind of girl who would respond positively to an ass grab that early."

Gabe: "Very smooth, she totally would have slapped you if you didn't use the backhand touch!"

by Bromancer20 July 21, 2009

Backhand-invite

To invite someone to an event after telling them about it and not inviting them the first time.

I can't believe this bitch backhand-invited me to her birthday party!

I had to backhand-invite Sheila to my party. I assumed she would come when I was telling her about the plans weeks ago.

Damn! Now I have to backhand-invite my roommates to my party!

by Brischenda December 5, 2009

Backhand High Five

A high five using the back of the hand rather than the palm. Often considered the new fist bump.

Mark gave me a backhand high five and it was the coolest.

by Brad McCallister June 14, 2008

Backhand George

The act of catching someone wiping semen from their mouth with the back of their hand, realizing only at that moment that a blowjob just occurred.

Guy #1 - "Maria just gave Tony a BJ in the bathroom!"
Guy #2 - "How do you know?"
Guy #1 - "Tony's smiling, and Maria just did a Backhand George!"

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by Jumpy the Kangaroo April 17, 2013

Backhand Freaky Freak

A masturbation technique in which an individual wraps his non-dominant arm around the posterior side of his leg, and proceeds to jaggin off frum da back.

Russell came to invent the technique known as the backhand freaky freak one day when he was getting high to gay porn.

by jonny69 September 24, 2009