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baby arm 

1) Refers to a normal sized person with an arm(s) that are the size of a baby's arm.
2) A cock
"holy shit look at that freak with the baby arm"
"I like when girls shake my baby arm"
baby arm by Rodger Dodger July 16, 2003

baby's arm

Noun. Short arms caused by a genetic defect. Used as a greeting or farewell.
"Baby arm."
"Baby arm. Where ya been?"
"Rehab."
"Good luck. Baby arm."
"Baby arm."
baby's arm by mikeyddddd April 15, 2005

baby arm 

This phrase, recently popularized by the "Lee Corso has a baby arm" sign seen at the 2006 Texas/Ohio State football game broadcast, originated on the Ticket, 1310 AM in Dallas, TX. A weekend morning show called The Rant, hosted by Gordon Keith proposed a hypothetical after a long discussion about Grady Stiles (the man with "lobster claw" hands that became a sideshow legend). The hypothetical was as such:
Would you rather have a baby arm (an arm that is far underdeveloped on a full size person, which is a common defect), or a lobster claw?

The lobster claw would be on a normal sized arm, so it's a normal arm with the claw or a mutant mini baby sized arm on a regular sized person.

Baby arm has become a generic phrase used by the staff of the Ticket as well as the listeners. It is mostly a greeting, and has been championed most in recent times by BAD Radio (a show on the Ticket), although all hosts might spit it out here or there. Dan McDowell, co-host of the BAD Radio show actually wrote a song about baby arm and performed it at the Ticket's yearly convention called Ticketstock. It was set to the tune of Candyman.

In recent times, the phrase "baby arm" has been surpassed in popularity by the phrase, "have good and get give", which is a shortened version of "have good and get give on a get give Sunday with three times the catfish face fry", which was something callers Luke and Josh used to utter when they phoned the afforementioned "Rant" radio program. Basically, the phrase is nonsense and part of a larger game known as bandsaw, the definition of which can be found on this very site.
"would you rather have a baby arm or a lobster claw?"

"Hey-what's up!?"
"baby arm!"
baby arm by Guysports September 18, 2008

baby arm holding a gala apple 

Large flaccid penis with a oversized head, likely disease ridden. Usually found on skinny black males with a psychiatric problem.
Did you see that baby arm holding a gala Apple running down highway 54?!

baby's arm

The massive boaby of Obid0n, drummer with popular beat combo Subbuteo Pitch Invasion. A man who is so well-endowed and great in bed that when he's done even the neighbours need a smoke.
'Bloody hell, Obi-huge-boaby, that's what I call a baby's arm!'
baby's arm by Maria Callous September 6, 2008

baby arm 

1. a penis, a man flute depending on your sexuality if you will.
The baby arm in my pants wants to do some of it's own milking.
baby arm by Bud E Love May 14, 2003