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Ass barf

A chunky, yet mostly liquid shit which is multi-colored and smells more like vomit than shit.
In the South Park episode where Cartman gets tourettes, Cartman goes on to a TV show and states "Goddamn Jews! Suck my ass barf!!!
by Matt Walker December 30, 2007
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barfoofinous

completely unnecessary to the point of being ridiculous
They were told to bring their two-year-old son to the hospital by 6 AM for his surgery, but they spent the better part of two hours just waiting in a kids' playroom. The boy's mother commented that it was barfoofinous that they had been told to come in so early.
by Palaver June 7, 2005
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Barfalo

Epithet used in reference to Buffalo, New York.
OJ was never the same after he played for Barfalo.
by Bippity Bopster February 25, 2007
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Barflete

To "delete" the contents of your stomach by vomiting.
"I just barfleted those six shots of Patron, and now I'm good for more!"
by TJCW November 20, 2009
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Jack Barf

An insult for an ignorant or stupid person; First used in the television series "Zeke and Luther"
Don't look at me you fucking jack barf.
by ninnymuggins69 July 9, 2011
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Barfero Doucho

Said with an Italian accent;

The douche bag who comes to your house party and drinks too much, then proceeds to throw up everywhere, leaving you to take care of them AND clean up their vomit while they sleep in your bed.

May be replaced with Barf O'Douche, which is said with an Irish accent.
THE MORNING AFTER THE PARTY...

Wary party thrower: "Barfero Doucho! You managed to throw up in my bedroom, in the shower, AND all over my dog! Thanks a lot!"
by youreonastick September 3, 2006
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Barf-Shivers

Recalls the shivering sensation that often follows a prolonged period of retching. Invokes feelings of profound disgust or discomfort.
"Seriously, the thought of her nasty garlicly shit-breath in my face for another two hours gave me the barf-shivers."
by Dex Abbott January 23, 2009
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