toot burglar

Someone who takes credit for the toot (aka fart) of another person, usually when the sound or smell is particularly strong. It is sometimes done to deflect embarrassment away from the actual "tooter".

John is the designated toot burglar of our group when we're out in the club.

by TheExquisitePanther January 24, 2017

Sand Burglar

Any Middle-Eastern person you encounter who either annoys you or bothers you in any way.

Today I was playing basketball in my driveway. I went to get a drink and when I came back my basketball was missing. I assume a sand burglar stole my basketball and deep fried it for dinner.

by BiiPolarBear August 09, 2009

burglar puss

A female wearing no underwear under her dress, but wears nude nylons.

Example : That drunk chick dancing over there just flashed me her burglar puss!!!

by M to the second power December 19, 2013

ass burglar

A donkey that breaks into buildings to steal valuables.

The city police arrested Donald Donkey last night. They say he's a serial ass burglar.

by Mr. Grey Crow March 09, 2017

Ram Burglar

Someone who breakes into anothers house, colgs their toilet, then makes off with their plungers.

When I got back from vacation, I discovered my house had been attacked by a ram burglar.

by Taylor William Hilmoe December 28, 2008

Kerb Burglar

(n) (sometimes "curb") New Zealand/Australian term for someone (usually a student) who trawls the streets the night before a kerb-side Council cleanup of household goods, looking for anything they might find useful or valuable before it's disposed of the following morning.

I put my old stained mattress and broken gas heater out on the footpath only 10 minutes ago, and already the Kerb Burglars have grabbed them

by KiwiWordsmith June 09, 2013

nerd burglar

Someone who burgles some nerds.

Shmool is a nerd burglar because of the djs presidency.

by hyped_corner March 15, 2019