Buddha

The one fat guy in every group of friends.. he is cool, chill, and all around awesome! this guy tends to be a smart ass and a philosophical genius

Cierra: that fat guy over there is pretty cool!

Allana: yea, he is!

Mike(the fat guy): you can call me Buddha!

by HineyMan July 13, 2010

buddha

Slang street term for weed, marijuana, ganja ECT.

"Yes, never smoke the sess
Only hit the buddha when I'm laying on my chest"-Da Lench Mob

by mxc luver December 9, 2004

Buddha

Getting hammered 24/7 and doing stupid things while you are.

That dude was CRAZY last night! I mean, he was just being Buddha

by RIPwindow April 26, 2017

Buddha

Dairy product, not to be confused with I Can't Believe it's Not Butter.

Barbara, it was like buddha!

by Reckless Rambler June 28, 2003

buddha

A nice, plump belly which protrudes and is rotund and looks edible

Can I touch your buddha?

by YODLER October 27, 2004

Buddha

a fat girl(or boy), particularly one considered unattractive in other ways as well.

This is due to their physical resemblance to the corpulent statues of 'The' Buddha (a spiritual teacher in the northern India 563-483 BC, and the founder of Buddhism).

Nate: dude, check out Stacey over there, sat on the bench
Arfur: what, with the blonde hair?
Nate: no, the other one. i spoke to her friend Louisa, and she's well up for you, man! You gonna tap that then?
Arfur: Nah man, i dont do Buddha's

by MeisterJ3D July 24, 2009

Buddha

(n.) A mild-mannered obese man. Most applicable to the folicley challenged (means bald)

Your dad is such a buddha!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004