browse the brochure

looking through the options to see if it’s time to take the easy way out; deciding whether or not to Kermit

This year has been so tough—I had to browse the brochure a few times.

“Brady’s been looking real gloom since his breakup—are you sure he hasn’t started browsing the brochure?”

by carbonmonoxide January 9, 2023

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'Browse the Hig'

To join the same network as another Facebook user to get a better look at their profile.

"Why are you in the Toronto network now Ivan?"

"I just wanted to browse the Hig" (Higino: a recently added irritant to a Facebook group)

Therefore: 'Browse the Hig'

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 February 4, 2009

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Browse Job

When a guy lays in bed with a laptop on his stomach and a girl gives him a blow job while she browses the internet.

Guy: I would like a blow job
Girl: Okay, let me check my Facebook
Guy: How about a browse job
Girl: Deal
Guy: Ballgame

by Captain Compromise May 10, 2011

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Browse Reddit

Other then actually browsing reddit it means to go watch porn and masturbate.

"I'll talk to you later I got to.. go browse reddit.

by JacobTehBaws September 1, 2014

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A feature on MySpace that most normal people that have their shit together use seldomly, but it is use most frequently by people who don't have a life, don't have any friends in the real, are horny, and are trying to be cool to have 1,000s of friends and that makes them pretty much a loser anyway. A civilized person will use to search feature and add people they truly know and celebrities and bands they truly like, not pornstars and weird bands that nobody heard of just be cool and sick.

That person has 4,727 friends. Why? She has been spending about 98% of her free time using that damn browse feature. She should get a life.

by The Prepster September 5, 2007