brokeded

How 2-7 year olds say that something broke, usually makes the room break out it mass hystaria.

Small Child-"I brokeded de fence!"
Room-"lol!"

by The Swedish October 1, 2005

brokeneck

to cause to turn and look at something that is'nt there

"that bus is about to hit you" (person looks) "brokeneck!"

by smokeylagrieta December 15, 2003

Performative Brokeness

A celebrity who goes to extremes to complain about woke people just so they get attention and headlines.

Typically complain free speech is ruined by it when they simply can't think of anything to say without punching down.

"Did you see Ricky Gervais' opening monologue for the Golden Globes?"
"Yeah, another performative brokeness piece of shit from him."

by schmowzow January 20, 2020

Brokebeak

1. An affliction in which a person who has snorted too much cocaine or other powder drug of choice up their nose, resulting in a clog or stuffiness that lasts for one to a few days.

Greg: Yo man I got this flame candy man, you wanna do some with me?
Bryan: Sorry man, I can't... I was up till 5am last night and I've got a real bad brokebeak.

by RonfromWisconsin May 24, 2007

Brokeded

When something is in-between the stages of being glitchy and and fully broken it is brokeded

Pronunciation: broke-ed-id

Example 1
Boy 1: Hey, you should get your computer fixed, it's completely dead man.
Boy 2: Nah, it's just a bit brokeded, I can still get some good use out of it.

Example 2
Boy 1: How long have you had that Nokia Brick now?
Boy 2: About 6 years, and it's not even slightly brokeded!

by Told.you.so.pearl September 15, 2012

brokefest

When you turn 21, you spend all your money buying alcohol. Thus starting brokefest.

Brokefest starts on thursday man!

by Engorgio May 31, 2014

brokleen

human with the (longest fingers on earth)

brokleen:
(longest fingers on earth)14 inches long

by ftybji February 24, 2020