BP!

an acronym for bitch please for all the texters
refresher on original definition:
phrase originally used by pimps in the 70's used to express disbelief and authority towards one with the audacity to try your ass. Also said to stupid people who dare try you
He says: "I'll bust yo monkey ass"

You say: "Huh?! Bitch please"

Ho(e) says: "I'm sorry, but I couldn't get no money daddy!"

Pimp slaps her and says: "Bitch please! Now go get me my money!"

Now once again for the texting crowd:

Ho (e) texts: I ain't got no $ daddy
Pimp texts: BP! Go get me my $

by Momma74 February 5, 2010

BP

An ejaculation resembling the BP oil leak in force, total volume and duration.

During sex yesterday, I decided to ejaculate on my girlfriend and I totally BP'd her; the entire roll of paper towels wasn't enough clean her off.

by The Jaliactica January 20, 2011

BP

British Petroleum, a petrol filling station.

"Dude, you're low on petrol, there's a BP there why don't you fill up?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

BP

BP

It is used to refer to spending a lot of money, making a mess, or stuffing up very badly.

Oh man, I really did a BP on that one. (I really stuffed up.)

It's going to take me all day to clean this mess up. It's a real BP!

Tidy up your room! It looks like BP was in it!

No, I didn't pass the exam. In fact I made a complete BP of it.

by peridos June 19, 2010

BP

Much dirtier replacement for the word fuck.

How could you BP up that one so badly?

BP you!

Why the BP did you get back together with psycho-boy?

by thistlebottom June 28, 2010

BP

A bp is the abbreviated way of saying "Bush Pig". This is typically used when you see a fat female who is an extreme bogan or redneck that is not at all desirable. Someone that typically not city folk and lives in the outer suburbs. They're easy to tell because they're usually loud mouthed "animal" like creatures. The last thing you want is to be seen near BPs when you go out as it sends a signals to other women that you're undesirable.

"See that woman by the bar there? She's a real BP mate, stay the fuck away from her. She'll eat you alive"
"That group of BPs are fucking looking

Did ya see Hepburn? He took that bp Courtney home the other week, ughhh

Good luck with those BPs mate, you're going to need it!

Mitch, what are you doing with those 1/10 BPs mate?

by bushpighunter February 16, 2021

bp

short for beer pong

yo bp at my house tonight!

by chrizzle frizzle August 22, 2008