boogers on my chair

To not care about someone to the extent that the attention you pay them amounts to nothing more than picking your nose and wiping it on your chair.

Jim: Dude, Lisa just said she thinks you're a dweeb!
Michael: Whatever. I got boogers on my chair for her.

by c hack January 4, 2008

Noobus boogers

When a short friend of yours suck at a game

you are such a noobus boogers

by agooman May 21, 2022

Soap Boogers

Dried up clumps of soap on the nozzle of a liquid soap dispenser.

I cant wash my hands in the kitchen because of all of the soap boogers on the dispenser.

by XCchamp January 3, 2009

eye boogers

Little balls of mucus found in the inner corners of ones eyes, usually noticed when one first wakes up

I have eye boogers.

by fgsdfhsh July 8, 2003

Spunk boogers

The wee bits of sperm that accumulate if you dont wash down in you privates. Then you can pick them.

Your trousers are full of spunk boogers

by Davengabus November 21, 2011

coochie boogers

A clearing slime substance that comes out of a thot while your fucking you may think she’s wet but she’s blowing her nose on your dick

Boy:damn your wet af

Thot:Yea I know

Guardian angel:Stop right now this bitch has coochie boogers

by Scaryboi November 7, 2019

Barf Boogers

When you are puking...Puke comes out your nose...Food Particles get lodged in your nasal cavity. These chunks of food mixed with snot are "Barf Boogers"

Man I got so drunk last night, puked so hard that it was coming out my nose. I was constantly blowing my nose to get out the last of the "barf boogers".

by Lucious Von Danger Satan July 26, 2012