blumpkin

The time honered tradition of recieving a knobber whilst taking a dumple stiltskin.

After a long night of drinking, I tackled a drunk bitch and she gave a me the most glorious blumpkin ever. It was strictly a classy maneuver.

by Thrilliam October 2, 2007

blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time.

Lenny Farinola propositioned every girl in the room for a blumpkin, the one sex act he has yet to master.

by Zac! May 2, 2005

Blumpkin

Getting a blow job while your taking a shit!

"This morning my girl gave me the blumpkin of my life"

by meloveuloooongtime July 31, 2009

blumpkin

when a woman blows a man while he is pooping

"I walked in my house, and my roommate was getting a blumpkin."

by on vacation June 2, 2009

Blumpkin

1. (noun): oral sex given to a male partner while he is defecating on a restroom toilet.

2. (noun): a large, fat black man wearing an orange goose down parka; contraction of BLack and pUMPKIN.

1. "I took her to the shitter and got a blumpkin. It was greasy though and I think I splashed her chin."

2. "Ha Haaaaaaaaa. Yooooooo! Hey, yo! look at that Blumpkin ass nigga."

by Deroc February 23, 2009

Blumpkin

The act of defecating while receiving a blow job.

Blumpkin Haiku:

Stinky poo, deep throat\
Get on your knees now baby\
Man, I love bumpkins\

by MC Flunk October 17, 2008

blumpkin

a blumpkin is when a girl gives a guy a blowjob when he is taking a shit.

blumpkin

by branden areia February 11, 2009