blonk

A personal online diary in which the author writes solely about herself (originating from the term "blog").

"Nobody tells me anything anymore. They're scared it's going to wind up in my blonk. As if! This blonk is strictly me me me, that's the whole point of a blonk isn't it?"

by Annie Rhiannon December 10, 2006

Blonk

An ugly or undesirable, a name to call person within earshot without said being knowing

Wow that's a real blonk!

Do you think those blonks over there will be blonking tonight?

by DingoInDenver January 14, 2015

blonk

Blonk is a word that some people use to describe the act of screwing someone over in a major way when at least one of the participants does not know the other's name.
syn. screw

As soon as she saw his four inch thick muscles, she knew she wanted to blonk him.
When he took her car keys and threw them in the lake for no apparent reason, she was totally blonked.

by elfy September 18, 2004

blonk

To blonk is to blow your nose and accidentally loudly honk it in the process.

I blonked my nose so hard I heard the echo in the room.

by eric torkelson January 27, 2005

Mental blonk

A state of confusion brought about by the excessive intake of alcohol.

"I've got a mental blonk, I can't remember where I put my keys".

by Jakerator June 19, 2009

jitty blonk

Everything in the world, both known and not known to man, except for fifty-five.

Dude that car is so jitty blonk.

by Evan Bradley May 18, 2008

Blonk

When a girl with a fantastic ass and boobs flaunts it and snaps it. Many times the girl will transport and snuggle with a fuck to kisses. She’s fucking bad.

Damn this girl I met blonks

by Tinda December 18, 2019