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A discrete way to say you are going to kill someone or smoke weed also used by rudeboys when saying goodbye
Ex1, How many people you bless is how you measure your success

Ex2, yo we about to roll up and bless this shit
Ex3, I gone get goin den aight me bredren bless
bless by gdizzlex May 5, 2011
The most famous rapper to come out of Montreal at this point. Has worked with The Perverted Monks, Twista, Guru and Mr. Wiggles, to name a few. He has good lyrics, good beats, and a damn good flow. If he was to get more album promotion, he would go gold effortlessly, platinum quickly.
He also owns his own record label, Platinumberg Entertainment. The next Eminem.
"A hustla's a hustla, I can respect that
But i'm an asshole, you need to accept that" - Talkin To Me

Person 1: Who's Bless?
Person 2: He's a rapper, duh.
Person 1: Ohhhhh, you mean that fighter in Def Jam Fight For NY?
Person 2: Yeah.
(long silence)
Person 1: ...Who's Bless?
Person 2: Go buy Platinumberg: The Movement. Then you'll see what I mean.
Bless by A. Beckford August 11, 2006
If i give u head u have to promise that you'll bless me
bless by Brunski September 22, 2005
The way to say "that was so stupid, even a blonde wouldn't even have done it, muppet," without actually offending someone.
Mom: "Billy just keked his breeks."
Pop: "Bless."
bless by LucySkyDiamond April 3, 2005
To bless someone
To hit them or 'spark' them

'I'll bless you if you dont gimme your phone bled innit'
bless by C U Nit December 22, 2005
Blew ass. To blow ass in. The act of shitting and farting simultaniously resulting in explosive debris. Normally occurs after eating Mexican fast food. In the presence of others in sound range muffling the blasts are preferred.
I had to bless the toilet after eating Tacor Bell.
bless by beer4lenny April 6, 2005
The mucus coming out of your nose.
p1: A---a----CHOO!!!
p2- Ah, bless you.
p1: thanks.
p2: um... you have bless running down your nose.
p1: oh... um... I'll get a um...
p2: Tissue
p1: tissue, yeah... bye.
Bless by SuperHeroLiza October 20, 2008
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