by mfeinstein September 02, 2020
Made infamous by the satirical movie, "Paul Blart: Mall Cop", a 'Blart' is a mall security guard oftentimes focused much more intently on those shoppers and mall walkers admiring and taking pictures of a mall, rather than keeping an eye out for actual suspicious activity.
This can also stem from mall mgmt or owners not wanting their mall to "look bad" in the public eye.
This can also stem from mall mgmt or owners not wanting their mall to "look bad" in the public eye.
Mall Enthusiast: "Hey, Mr Mall Security Officer, there's an old lady being robbed over there in the food court at gunpoint... she needs help!!!"
Blart: "No Pitchurs!"
Blart: "No Pitchurs!"
by Brick Immortar November 10, 2019
by Freddy Mercury June 23, 2003
1. Women collectively, particularly the selection of women inhabiting a given location or establishment.
2. The female reproductive gash.
2. The female reproductive gash.
1. Bloody hell, James! This place is crawling with blart.
2. It smells like your mum's blart in here.
2. It smells like your mum's blart in here.
by definitely not alex April 26, 2009
1. - The wet sound a vagina makes when a penis or other object is removed from it at speed. Caused by the expulsion of air from the vagina.
2. - This term is now commonly used as slang for attractive females.
2. - This term is now commonly used as slang for attractive females.
1. - Jed quickly pulled out of Heidi, 'Blaaart'.
Jed "What the fuck was that?"
Heidi "Er, nothing".
2. - Pete "This pub is wall to wall Blart"
Jon " It sure is, shouldn't be a problem getting our dicks wet tonight".
Jed "What the fuck was that?"
Heidi "Er, nothing".
2. - Pete "This pub is wall to wall Blart"
Jon " It sure is, shouldn't be a problem getting our dicks wet tonight".
by DrkZ May 08, 2010
When someone is on their period and they're wearing a pad, and they fart. Like a shart, (Shitty Fart) except involving period blood.
Michael: Oh my god, did you hear that?
Nicki: Yeah, that was me. I farted.
Michael: Aren't you on your period?
Nicki: Yah, why?
Michael: Gurl, you just blarted.
Nicki: Yeah, that was me. I farted.
Michael: Aren't you on your period?
Nicki: Yah, why?
Michael: Gurl, you just blarted.
by peterpiperpickedapeckofpickles November 30, 2009