black ice monster

one of the greatest slurpee flavors. it is a monster with dark purple coloring to look like black ice. when consumed it will make feces green!
Naval:yoa craig wana get some black ice monster?

Craig: O u know it!
by N of n0v3mBer January 26, 2009
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Black Ice Beast

A four mile stretch of State Route 40 between Pataskala and Kikersville, Ohio. When the snow in the median melts then re-freezes at night, it becomes a 4 mile long skating rink on the Eastbound lanes.
Dude, I hit the Black Ice Beast at 60MPH after that re-freeze and spun so far I had to change my pants...twice!
by Valleymd February 2, 2009
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black ice

n. or v. To freeze your shit and use it to pleasure a woman in her vagina. CAUTION: does cause infection!
n. "I want to black ice that 80 year old named lucky."

v. "Man am I feeling good after I black Iced Lucky."
by Justin Jeffory Dailey February 23, 2005
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black ice meth

The most swaggity of drugs. It is black, it is see through kind of like obsidian, kind of like a black glassy substance and it is found on the ocean floor only in the Mediterranean and after being exposed to it, you experience very interesting dreams, yes, you get knocked out, of which you are floating out of your bed and you get stabbed, then you think it actually happens. It makes your eyes go outward crossed and makes your feet slowly turn backwards. It's honestly disgusting, and did I mention your fingers pop off?
Dude, did you get that new black ice meth, my feet are already turning!
by MaxiimumFire October 7, 2016
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Black Ice

Freshly paved asphalt that makes for a fast, smooth ride on skateboards or roller blades.
This surface sucks...let's go find some black ice.
by coyotedog May 29, 2009
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Black ice air freshener

An air freshener used in vehicles and small spaces
Block ice air freshener, Only women with smelly v**inas use black ice air fresheners
by Savatar June 16, 2021
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Black ice my ass

An anal wreckage you don't see coming. Named because actual black ice is invisible, and often wrecks your car.
Guy: "You ready for this?"

Girl: "Black ice my ass!"
by Lncnmark8 December 16, 2008
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