Bjarke is a boy's name with an origin in old Norse, meaning "Bear" or "Strong Bear", commonly used in Denmark. The key features of a Bjarke is, stunning looks, huge dick, a born womanizer, & generally the coolest fucker you'll ever meet.
"Bjarke is the sexiest man alive", or "Bjarke makes me so wet!"
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She plays all sports but she is so hot that every man is turning around when she comes.
She plays all sports but she is so hot that every man is turning around when she comes.
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Bjank is like the word jank but the B emphasizes how awful or how poorly something was constructed. Describe an item or person to be subpar or just downright unappealing. The B is an emphasis on jank, which is a term of something broken or not working.
Bjank is like the word jank but the B emphasizes how awful or how poorly something was constructed. Describe an item or person to be subpar or just downright unappealing. The B is an emphasis on jank, which is a term of something broken or not working.
Sally wore a Bjank outfit swimsuit down by the seashore. It was so out of style and just made her look awful. Even the Neely’s not swimming, thought she was out of complete style when selling sea shells at the seashore.
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Personally, I think the best part of having Bjäggenswämmker in the shower is that everyone gets into a soapy, sexy mess, while saving on firewood!
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