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Bjorn is the definition of disgusting in a good way and the definition of perfect, a god, the only perfect being on this earth, he has a perfect body and cock and is trustworthy, the perfect soul mate for Natalee, and the perfect daddy, he doesn't require much, just your love and loyalty, in return of him giving you the world.
He's a protector and a great friend and father.

Ps: Bjorn Is the only perfect being on this earth.
Bjorn Is natalee's soulmate
Bjorn loves only NATALEE
Bjorn loves to fuck only NATALEE
Bjorn is the property of NATALEE
Bjorn by Gachakitty April 28, 2021
A prince, a gentleman, a scholar, a protector...seeker of tiny doors...soulmate of Ava
Woman A: There is no such thing as the perfect man.
Woman B: Then you haven't met Bjorn!
Bjorn by Princess Ava November 28, 2010
action of getting women and then get special relations
lauren got bjorned by bjorn
a really short man. Often seen wearing a suit and tie with a dashing fedora to complete the look.

Bjorn's are not particularly fond of espen's, but really in truly they are the most adorable couple❤️
wow! look at the small man, his name is probably bjorn.
Bjorn by cheesebreadchicken February 3, 2021
Bjorn, where do I start? An absolute hotty, the best god damn abs ever but he won’t admit it. Amazing at every sport, especially basketball and soccer, he’s very fit. He can be quite sensitive but he’ll never show you how he really feels unless he trusts you completely. He’s outgoing, fun and has the cutest laugh ever. He makes the best jokes and loves tickling and teasing you. His hair is amazing, he can not wash it for a week but it’ll still look amazing, even when it’s not styled. If you’re dating a good Bjorn he gives you all his attention, little cuddles when he thinks nobodies looking or sometimes when the whole world is staring. He gives the cutest kisses ever, super soft and delicate lips. His smile can light up a whole room, it’s contagious. Bjorn’s love alone time and that can sometimes be mistaken for him being sad but mostly he just needed some time to think. It’s amazing when you hold hands, his hands are always really warm so he’s practically a portable heater. He always wants other people to be happy and he has the biggest heart ever. Bjorn is a fucking god but he’s never admit it.
Person 1: Wow! That guy looks like a god

Person 2: Yeah, he’s name is Bjorn

Person 1: I wish I was like Bjorn
Bjorn by Peppermintpie September 4, 2019
an extremly blonde and large cocked young fellow.usually found in the upper parts of norwegia but could be found in America(very rare). ~They fetch a high price in bounties~YARRRRR!MATEY!
"There bes on of dos bjorns!get reinforcement so we can captre the yougIn!!"
bjorn by Nate November 11, 2003