Bitched

Someone who has been ditched by a bitch.

Guy1: Dude what's wrong with you? you look terrible. What happened last night?

Guy2: I've been Bitched. <:|

by manilaman July 31, 2011

bitched

Used to describe something that has been but into a perverted or bastardized form.

Protestantism is a bitched version of Christianity.

by GuidoPosse69 February 7, 2005

bitched

after dissing someone, shout 'bitched' rather than 'boyed'. Often used after 'yo mama' or 'like your face' jokes

1st person: your clothes are ugly
2nd person: yeah, like your face!
3rd person: ooo BITCHED!

by mercury123 December 6, 2011

bitched

Can mean many things, including when something is messed up, fucked up, or ugly.

It can also be used in a positive way, such as when something is brilliant, amazing, extraodinary, etc. Works well when describing movies and TV shows.

It's possible to use "bitched" in a negative-positive way, or in a compliment inside a diss. See examples.

Can be interchanged with biznatched, but not biotched, because that sounds retarded.

NEGATIVE EXAMPLE:
Your face is bitched. So was Snakes on a Plane.

POSITIVE EXAMPLE:
Dude -- that car is bitched! So was The Departed.

NEGATIVE-POSITIVE EXAMPLE:
You're mom was bitched in bed last night.

by Josh and Kat December 24, 2008

Bitched

to bitched someone is to destroy them on any call of duty game; a double kill is a bitcheded and a triple kill is a tri bitched

I'm going to bitched you

by DR MAGOOGOO November 15, 2010

Bitched

A bitch that need some education.
A dumb bitch.

Person 1: Man that girls is so stupid.
Person 2: Yea, she is definitely a bitched.

by trelf20 February 20, 2011

Bitched

To be roofied by one person and be penatrated or in other words buttfucked by that same person

Danny got bitched last night behind the dumpster

by HelpfulHand96240 May 27, 2021