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bertha

a big hefty whacking stick wrapped in barb wire, commonly used by child {poggerers} in Bean
Bradley should have used Bertha when he got jumped in Bean
by AsHoK February 12, 2004
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Bertha is an ugly but iconic male. He tends to be a little dumb but he will get there one day. He generally has diabetes and pedophilia. But overall he is a stanky fish.
Bertha is ugly
by xobeautifulbabexo December 3, 2019
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Bertha

A woman or girl with large hips, good for childberthing
I dated the girl because she was a Bertha.
by Bob Le Builder December 19, 2019
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Bertha is a red headed, shes nice and always tryinh to make somebody laugh even when its not funny. When she laugh she turn into a tomato because she gets so red, alot of people are worried about her 24/7, her friends love her so much and she a good friend sometimes when she not annoying me .
by wc sbh equpijvn [vqi;etbu January 16, 2020
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“Let’s use Bertha to get to zone.”
by IWICKEDSKENGMAN April 23, 2020
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Bertha, a rare name with such an meaningful behind it. She’s charismatic, hot, beautiful, charming, smart, cute and so special. Sadly she’s not being treated the way she deserves, but people who love her receive a loyal and strong friend; Bertha. Bertha is a type of person who’s not that popular, but not that unknown at the same time, people look at her and get jelous of her warm aura - some are scared of it because it’s so strong that they fear perfection. She has beautiful eyes, and a beautiful smile. Lets not forget the well shaped body, an angel - or a cute butterfly! Her voice is beautiful and very soothing which leads to Berthas going to attend a job like an a CEO or comedy guy. Ultimately we all can agree that if you have a Bertha as a friend: put worth on that person! She’s amazing, trustworthy and a perfect friend.
Omg! Is that Bertha…she looks so good today! (Don’t tell her!)
by BeeHive99900 November 21, 2021
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Bertha Slap

The act of a larger women slapping your dick with her tits
damn dude i heard you got bertha slapped yesterday
by Yeahhhh Biiiidddddd November 21, 2010
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