bertha

a big hefty whacking stick wrapped in barb wire, commonly used by child {poggerers} in Bean

Bradley should have used Bertha when he got jumped in Bean

by AsHoK February 12, 2004

'Ole Bertha

Name commonly in reference to a large bass caught while fishing. Often the best catch of the day

I heard if you go to the lake around 6 in the morning you can catch 'Ole Bertha, the 8 pound bass. Make sure to use a top water lure

by puh_trish_uh_sir_bow September 14, 2017

Big Bertha

The fattest female teacher in every school who makes class entertaining by her comedic weight, but whom is completely unaware of the numerous jokes which occur reguarding her gargantuan size each lesson.

May also be a Bulgarian shot putter.

For example, in mathematics:
*Hannah calls Big Berta for help on a question*
Big Bertha then bends over to help Hannah with her problem. Upon noticing this, Jack calls to Boris and says "Boris, Hannah wants you," causing the unsuspecting Boris to look in the direction of Big Bertha's arse in its entirety. This is then rounded off with the majority of the class shouting "Whaaaaaay!" accompanied with many "wanker" hand gestures, leaving Boris feeling extremely stupid and traumatised by his experience.

by The Prophet Muhammad's mum November 28, 2009

big bertha

giant ram truck made in the 70's. illest mode of transportation, from point A, to point B.

bitty #1: "yo we rollin in big bertha tonight!"
bitty #2: "hell yess suckah!"
bitty #3: "rosa parks big bertha bizznach!"

by yeeeahbuddeh October 25, 2011

Big Bertha

A massive doobie.

look at that massive doobie, its a big bertha

by smokeweedallday92 September 28, 2009

Bertha Slap

The act of a larger women slapping your dick with her tits

damn dude i heard you got bertha slapped yesterday

by Yeahhhh Biiiidddddd November 19, 2010

Big Bertha

A very large, nice booty.

Dammnnn look at her Big Bertha!!!

by The 'Circle' December 06, 2011