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Beanos is a purple bean version of Thanos which gained popularity in shitposts on Instagram in July 2019. The name is a portmanteau of words the "Thanos" and "bean," and is a reference to the Marvel Comics villain Thanos. In edits, Beanos unexpected appearance, accompanied by the ear rape version of Spongebob Chase Freestyle, is used as a punchline.
Beanos gonna dive in some pussy tonight.
Beanos by CommonAmmo August 24, 2019
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a purple bean with a face that is almost always smiling
Beanos is love, Beanos is life

-Everyone 2019
A cross between Thanos and a bean.
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Beanos by AntisocialWeeb September 11, 2019
A purple bean named “Beanos”. He is a meme over used by the popular memer known as “xo”.
random thot: omg do you see that guy over there?!
random thots friend: yah his name is Beanos. OMG he is so fucking hot 🥵
Beanos by professional dabber August 12, 2019
A purple bean with eyes with an earrape song called Holy Tony by Reggie Couz
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Beanos by Th3Slyr September 3, 2019
pills e's ecstacy gurners jills
Beanos is a slang word for the pill form of ecstacy.

"how many Beanos you done olly", "ive just double dropped mate"
Beanos by MESSHEADS October 9, 2008
The one and only god on this planet.
Person1:Are you religious?
Person2: Hail Beanos
BEANOS by mactok2006 August 2, 2019