The most gorgeous person on planet earth. She is drop-dead stunning and has a very beautiful everything (body, face, stature, hair, eyes, style, laugh. smile, personality, etc.). Gives wonderful hugs and is great at holding hands. Also absolutely amazes every guy she walks by. Is perfect and so-so-so-so much more. Deserves the whole universe at her disposal.
"I heard that Jessica Bautista is so fuckin gorgeous that just lookin at her will make u wanna drop dead!"
by Tigerboy34 November 20, 2021
Get the Jessica [Bautista]mug. by ANNONYMUS I LIKE LULI August 8, 2022
Get the bautistamug. Old Guy 1: Oh my gosh! Jose Bautista just bat flipped off a home run! How ridiculous!
Old Guy 2: Yeah!
Guy: He flipped a bat, what's wrong with that?
Old Guy 2: Yeah!
Guy: He flipped a bat, what's wrong with that?
by some yankee fan November 25, 2023
Get the Jose Bautistamug. a girl who likes to yip yap yoodle loo about everything but is good at it, shes very kind and funny, she always has canes or some kinda food she'll share with friends and family. She has lots and lots of money and food, shes very smart (failing 3 periods) and has lots of friends.
by miacuhmi April 8, 2024
Get the Peyton Bautistamug. Old Guy 1: Oh my gosh! Jose Bautista just bat flipped off a home run! How ridiculous!
Old Guy 2: Yeah!
Guy: He flipped a bat, what's wrong with that?
Old Guy 2: Yeah!
Guy: He flipped a bat, what's wrong with that?
by some yankee fan November 25, 2023
Get the Jose Bautistamug. by BCLAXO December 9, 2021
Get the The Bautista Conundrummug. by randomuser0 June 6, 2025
Get the Minor Bautistamug.