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Jessica [Bautista]

The most gorgeous person on planet earth. She is drop-dead stunning and has a very beautiful everything (body, face, stature, hair, eyes, style, laugh. smile, personality, etc.). Gives wonderful hugs and is great at holding hands. Also absolutely amazes every guy she walks by. Is perfect and so-so-so-so much more. Deserves the whole universe at her disposal.
"I heard that Jessica Bautista is so fuckin gorgeous that just lookin at her will make u wanna drop dead!"
by Tigerboy34 November 20, 2021
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bautista

His head is as big as the planet earth and he is also known for having the hottest sister alive
by ANNONYMUS I LIKE LULI August 8, 2022
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andy bautistaed

to have the results of a national election doctored so badly from the top that the guy in charge was impeached from his position and leaves the country and worse ignores his three sons.
The only way to prevent Brexit in 2016 was if the Labour Party andy bautistaed the vote.
by Cooper Aquino August 19, 2019
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The Bautista Conundrum

When a point guard’s duty is to always pass it to the open man, but the open man is Ben every play.
Why does Ben have 20 shots in the first half? Must be The Bautista Conundrum.
by BCLAXO December 9, 2021
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Jose Bautista

Some funny guy that flipped a bat and every old guy who like baseball got mad
Old Guy 1: Oh my gosh! Jose Bautista just bat flipped off a home run! How ridiculous!
Old Guy 2: Yeah!
Guy: He flipped a bat, what's wrong with that?
by some yankee fan November 25, 2023
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Minor Bautista

W artist from Oaxaca.
Jose: Ay man play la fiesta de mi rancho
Kevin: Minor Bautista representing Oaxaca fr
by randomuser0 June 6, 2025
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Jose Bautista

Some funny guy that flipped a bat and every old guy who like baseball got mad
Old Guy 1: Oh my gosh! Jose Bautista just bat flipped off a home run! How ridiculous!
Old Guy 2: Yeah!
Guy: He flipped a bat, what's wrong with that?
by some yankee fan November 25, 2023
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