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mayor bautista

the most inconsiderate mayor who gets off watching innocent people suffer
mayor bautista has rerouted the jeepneys of La Trinidad, thus efficiently destroying the lives of very very many people (students, employees, workers, preggies, little kids, etc.)
by a very pissed-off citizen February 10, 2010
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juan bautista

Juan Bautista is the short one of the friend group. He makes up the shortness in humour and rage if you insult him get ready to get punched over and over again by his tiny hands.
by Doughnuts_3 May 11, 2020
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Jessica [Bautista]

The most gorgeous person on planet earth. She is drop-dead stunning and has a very beautiful everything (body, face, stature, hair, eyes, style, laugh. smile, personality, etc.). Gives wonderful hugs and is great at holding hands. Also absolutely amazes every guy she walks by. Is perfect and so-so-so-so much more. Deserves the whole universe at her disposal.
"I heard that Jessica Bautista is so fuckin gorgeous that just lookin at her will make u wanna drop dead!"
by Tigerboy34 November 20, 2021
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The Bautista Conundrum

When a point guard’s duty is to always pass it to the open man, but the open man is Ben every play.
Why does Ben have 20 shots in the first half? Must be The Bautista Conundrum.
by BCLAXO December 9, 2021
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Jose Bautista

Some funny guy that flipped a bat and every old guy who like baseball got mad
Old Guy 1: Oh my gosh! Jose Bautista just bat flipped off a home run! How ridiculous!
Old Guy 2: Yeah!
Guy: He flipped a bat, what's wrong with that?
by some yankee fan November 25, 2023
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Jose Bautista

Some funny guy that flipped a bat and every old guy who like baseball got mad
Old Guy 1: Oh my gosh! Jose Bautista just bat flipped off a home run! How ridiculous!
Old Guy 2: Yeah!
Guy: He flipped a bat, what's wrong with that?
by some yankee fan November 25, 2023
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Peyton Bautista

a girl who likes to yip yap yoodle loo about everything but is good at it, shes very kind and funny, she always has canes or some kinda food she'll share with friends and family. She has lots and lots of money and food, shes very smart (failing 3 periods) and has lots of friends.
by miacuhmi April 8, 2024
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