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battlecatspenis

Battlecatspenis is a phrase many overlook. Imagine playing battle cats, specifically loach breach, then losing. That fucking sucks cock, and cock is another word for penis. That's why battlecatspenis is such a malleable word/phrase and can be used on so many occasions. It doesn't even have to be used in battle cats specifically, and that's the beauty of it. You can use it on a normal occasion, and anyone can use it, even 5 year olds! This phrase brings joy to the world and the next generation has been blessed with such an excellent phrase.
Jake: I'm so close to beating loach breach!
*Stage spawns 8 more big sales
Jake: BATTLECATSPENIS
by yetsgooo April 8, 2023
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battlecat

A older good-looking female, usually at the bar that is attracted to younger men and often easy to have sex with.
Oh my god, this bar is full of battlecats, we are definately getting laid tonight.
by savsars March 20, 2009
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Battlecat

A word used to describe a special Ginger blokes erection.
Carl - "I saw this lady with specs and massive hooters - it was a battlecat moment"
by Quiche25 March 30, 2009
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Battlecat

The term used to describe a Gay man's penis when he is forcing his penis into the uncircumcised foreskin of an unwilling man's penis.
Bradley used his battlecat to force a docking session with Gary.
by itty kitty October 26, 2009
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Battlecat

When a cougar has seen somesh*t, been around and the scars to prove it.

Still looks good just worn out
Damn that ain't a cougar, she now a Battlecat
by ReanneLimes February 12, 2023
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Rusty Catsup Bottle

The sexual act of a woman defecating on a penis before vaginal intercourse while being on her period.
She lovingling performed a rusty catsup bottle with her boyfriend last night.
by Mahoney69 June 16, 2014
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