freeze the balls off a brass monkey

The cannon balls on a man o' war were stacked and held in place by a brass ring on the deck known as a brass monkey. In cold weather the sea spray would turn to ice thus freezing the cannon balls together and onto the ring.

Hence the expression "It's cold enough to freeze balls on a brass monkey" or simply "brass monkey weather". Note that the correct phrase is "on" NOT "off" a "brass monkey". The expression is often corrupted to hint at an association with a man's testicles balls

by TimB June 12, 2005

Sneezed my balls off

When you have a nasty ass cold, and you sneeze so hard that you feel your balls are sucked in and your eyeballs are popping out

Man that's a nasty cold, I sneezed my balls off all night long.

by DrInfidel January 7, 2014

Freeze Your Balls Off

any temperature that is 0 degrees or colder

holy crap it’s so cold it could freeze your balls off

by gorgy December 24, 2022

Balls it off

To hide something near your balls because the police can't search you there.

Ive got some weed

Well balls it off then

by barneymalone February 23, 2010

No sweat off my balls.

No problem for me. No big deal to me.

Sobody you don't give a shit about doesn't invite you to their wedding. Your response: No sweat off my balls.

by WiggityWagner January 6, 2012

No hair off my balls

1. Despite the obvious misfortune one remains optimistic.

or to the layman:
2. Shit ain't a big deal.

No hair off my balls.

by Nick McD September 25, 2010

get off my balls

Way of saying leave me alone, stop breaking my balls,calm down, it will get done, just give me time.

My academic advisor needs to get off my balls when it comes to choosing a major.

by D5H November 1, 2007