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Baguettes

Whoa. Chaz just found himself a new baguette. Chaz, my friend with a Moroccan goddess tan and roid rage that only rivals his infinity for shiny hair, got himself one of hundreds of baguettes.
by Rian Rami April 8, 2010
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baguette

A baked cock that resembles a loaf of french bread.
Mike likes to eat baguettes that are shaved.
by MoFo December 21, 2004
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Baguette

To get pimp-slapped in the face with a hollow sheath of french bread...the sole act of aggression allowed within the walls of Panera.
"Don't eat all of Johnny's chips or he will baguette your face!"
by Motards November 13, 2011
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Baguette

The name for the protruding chunky roll of skirt created by women who roll the top of their skirt up, to get the effect of wearing a shorter skirt or just to raise a skirt that is too low.
Person 1: She's got a baguette.
Person 2: Baguette?
Person 1: That chunky circle around her waist.
by Piece of cheese January 30, 2010
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Baguette

A long ass piece of bread from the country known as France. Also baguettes are fucking delicious in every fucking way. If you don't like them I'll run you over with my tandem. They also make for a good sword.
Kyle: ewww what's that you got there (popular boy voice)
Fletcher: A fucking baguette you little bitch
by IRunTandemsOnKids November 13, 2022
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BAGUETTE

Hmm
You might think I'm crazy
The way I've been cravin'
If I put it quite plainly
Just gimme them babies
So, what you doing tonight?
Better say, "Doin' you right" (yeah)
Watchin' movies, but we ain't seen a thing tonight (yeah)
I don't wanna keep you up (you up)
But show me, can you keep it up? (It up)
baguette murders everyone
by sdfghngefdwrtr December 14, 2020
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Baguette

Do you wanna eat a baguette?”

Sure!”
by Ilikealuminumfoil January 14, 2022
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