T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch

Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020

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B.S.T.L.

Balls Stuck To Leg

When your balls stick to your leg because they are sweaty

Do u have a spatula? i got B.S.T.L.

by D Rock Da Jew / Derek March 12, 2007

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S.T.B

"Sh*t the bed". Used when something particuarly unfortunate occurs.

Examples include, sh*tting the bed or even worse going home early after a night out in Liverpool, returning back to your unnamed hotel and soiling the carpet and walls (?) of a whole hotel corridor. Of course, to emphasise your stupidity, you will first take off the majority of your clothes, 'hide' them in a hotel cleaning cupboard for no apparent reason and alert the german workmen staying in the same hotel of the treat you've created outside their door by banging on it loudly shouting "2 world wars and 1 world cup".

You will of course complete the embrassing episode by losing your watch, wallet and mobile phone and then be "showered down" by one of the disgusted hotel bar staff (who will have found you unconscious).

Your first comment in the morning will thus be; "S.T.B".

by James Britton February 1, 2006

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i.l.y.m.t.i.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b

I love you more then I love myself but you don’t give me the same energy back

Me to crush:i.l.y.m.t.I.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b

by Kaydee Bravo October 8, 2020

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T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W

Acronym:
The Best Service Desk Technician In The World

A very rare and special service desk technician who not only can solve any problem given to him/her but does so in a unique way that makes the knob/twat/C-Level who created the call feel like it wasn't all their fault in the first place (but we all know it was).

Yo Mitch, that bitch from sales was actually happy with you slapping her down for not knowning to right-click on the folder, you T.B.S.D.T.I.T.W

by mwalker April 29, 2020

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