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1. The head of the penis, being vaguely bell shaped. Like a mushroom head.
2. A complete idiot.
When you are drunk, you dance like a bellend.
bellend by esadbaf October 12, 2004
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Billencia 

A gloveist who likes to rape garden gnomes and was conceived in a corn maze. She has a very nice smile and enjoys making fun of her father and getting money from her mother. She also can transform into a banana peel and does the electric slide whenever it's time to reproduce.
Boy 1: Wow look at that girl doing the electric Slide!
Boy 2: Yeah Billencia got it going on!
Some-one who can be very, very annoying at times.
Oh my god, Johann is such a bellend!!
Bellend by Flabbador March 24, 2010
Same as bellend. But this is the way Devvo says it. That chav guy off fat-pie.com
You fucking billend!
billend by Rhodri March 10, 2008

bellendslydale

see knob stilton

origin: warrington, england
"...woah, thats some smelly bellendslydale!"
bellendslydale by critch April 13, 2005
Derived from bellend. Ideal term to describe one who acts against social norms; but without being seen as offensive to other people.
Jack's a bit of a "Billend" lately.
Not been right since his seraphina left him.
Billend by knobheadnumber1 July 22, 2010