When a person mixes their jizz with light blue food coloring, then uses it as frosting for a pastry that they give to a family member.
Person one: “hey so you know my mom’s favorite color is azure?”
Person two: “Yea and?”
Person one: “ well i just gave her a dirty azura! She’s loving it!”
Person two: “....”
Person two: “Yea and?”
Person one: “ well i just gave her a dirty azura! She’s loving it!”
Person two: “....”
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"Damn did you hear Auralescent's new video? It got me in the feels, this man is trying to kill me, my god."
"Don't spoil I'm watching it tonight so I can fall asleep"
"Don't spoil I'm watching it tonight so I can fall asleep"
by Matt's right thigh September 24, 2020
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Auralescent's favorite words:
Awlroight
Shit
Fuck
Gooooood Gorrrrrl
Anyways
Hey Babyyyyyy
Hmmm
Cute giggles
The occasional fuck up of someone's name or the word ethusinicity *In the spelling of Matt's pronounciation*
Overall Cuteness OVERLOAD
Awlroight
Shit
Fuck
Gooooood Gorrrrrl
Anyways
Hey Babyyyyyy
Hmmm
Cute giggles
The occasional fuck up of someone's name or the word ethusinicity *In the spelling of Matt's pronounciation*
Overall Cuteness OVERLOAD
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by Akechi November 6, 2020
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Most frequently used to help prevent an unwelcome ear whipping; can also be used to stem the tide of bright red blood from the ears when one has been exposed to very unpleasant sounds (like rap or metal to somebody who normally listens to adult contemporary, etc.)
Most frequently used to help prevent an unwelcome ear whipping; can also be used to stem the tide of bright red blood from the ears when one has been exposed to very unpleasant sounds (like rap or metal to somebody who normally listens to adult contemporary, etc.)
{Hoolio}: Hey Husoos!!! What's with the Cleanax in your ears?
{Husoos}: Those are my aural tampons; some bungsnoipe was playing sludge metal music on this big-ass ghetto blaster on the bus I was just on, so I stuck those things in my ears to help stop the damn noise before some other rider beat the living tweedle out of the jerk who was blasting that nasty-azz "music"!
{Dominique}: Hey Hozay, what's with the wads of bungwipe in your ears?
{Hozay}: My ears started to bleed after I watched an R/C helicopter video on YouTube but I didn't know that there was going to be an Anthrax choon accompanying it, so I made me some aural tampons and stuffed those fuckers in my ears!
{Husoos}: Those are my aural tampons; some bungsnoipe was playing sludge metal music on this big-ass ghetto blaster on the bus I was just on, so I stuck those things in my ears to help stop the damn noise before some other rider beat the living tweedle out of the jerk who was blasting that nasty-azz "music"!
{Dominique}: Hey Hozay, what's with the wads of bungwipe in your ears?
{Hozay}: My ears started to bleed after I watched an R/C helicopter video on YouTube but I didn't know that there was going to be an Anthrax choon accompanying it, so I made me some aural tampons and stuffed those fuckers in my ears!
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