Assicle

A contraction of the words ass and icicle. It is the result of swass(sweaty ass) cooling to below zero temperatures, creating ice on the buttocks.

I was walking briskly through the mall finishing up my Christmas shopping and my ass became very sweaty. When I was finished and walked outside to my car the freezing weather turned my sweat into assicles.

by Pinder807 December 24, 2009

Absical

Holy, as in hole-filled.

That swiss cheese was totally absical!

by Bimo November 7, 2005

Assic

Something that is classic but ass, shitty, or just unpleasant. However, like a classic, it is something recurring and essentially a trend of sorts.

Jimmy: I forgot to bubble in an answer on my multiple choice form, and so I got every question after that wrong cause it was one off.

Carlos: Dude, that's so assic.

by pus-926 May 27, 2018

Assicle

A way to describe a very cold rear end.
What your butt feels like after ice, snow, or really cold water has been put down the back of your pants.

I've been standing out in the cold freezing my butt off so long I think I have an assicle.

by reaperslay January 19, 2009

asicalao

puerto rican slang for flawless, clean immaculate,

yo ese toyota esta asicalao.

yo that toyotas flawless

by 12aDnBOOSTe May 27, 2008

Arsicorn

1) Very much like the mystical creature known as a Unicorn, but having a much larger ass. Either alongside it, as a friendly, blabbering and highly irritating companion or attached to it's rear as it's bum.

2) A rare crossbred mix of redneck cracker and stinky alien species.

Ned: "Hey Roger, did you just see that frikin Arsicorn?"
Roger: "What? What the hell are you talking about??"
Rilke: "Yeah, i thought i saw him buying a milk shake and gun earlier too."
Ned: "It has the hugest ass i've ever seen on a unicorn.."
Rilke: "Yeah, and a mullet!"
Roger: "Oh. There.."

by dont forget the gravy December 4, 2010

axticy

Axticy is a bad asuri 1 trick in the 2D figher game called brawlhalla and he’s kinda sus

I wish I could be as good with asuri as axticy

by AJ RAYMAN November 21, 2021