Avian Judo

Flipping the bird.

Practicing avian judo will get you tossed from the game.

by Goofnut June 2, 2021

Dirty Avian

When two strongly connected people know the true power of sex that their sexual experience together feels like they're flying as one.

We connected on so many levels, we got to feel the dirty avian.

by EAV7 February 18, 2021

Disgruntled Avians

What you call 'Angry Birds' when you want to annoy any unwanted youth who happen to own phones.

Hey, do you want to play some Disgruntled Avians?
ANGRY BIRDS!
No, I'm pretty sure it's 'Disgruntled Avians.'

by InsaneCraziness April 9, 2015

Avian Bird Flu

Probable future pandemic, classified as H5N1. Virus that is transmitted between animal and human, not yet able to be transferred between humans. In the USA $7 billion have been requested by the President for additional aid to protect the US. Possibly the virus that will kill more than the Bubonic Plague and most other plagues combined. No true cure is in stock, but antibiotics are available, but in short supply.

Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you... you have AIDS.
Patient: Really?
Doctor: No, I'm just messing around... you actually have the Avian Bird Flu. And you only have 36 hours to live...
Patient: WHAT?!?!?!
Doctor: Oh, did I say 36 days? I meant hours... sorry...
Patient: *flatlines*
Doctor: Or perhaps only seconds... oh well.

by BottomlessPitMan December 30, 2005

avian swine flu

It's what you would get if you got avian flu and swine flu at the same time. But that's unlikely because as we all know, PIGS CAN'T FLY.

If pigs could fly, we'd all have avian swine flu by now!!

by seanoog November 5, 2009

Avian Bird Flu

The Avian Bird Flu is a strand of influenza that was originally found birds and ducks across North America and Asia. It has since mutated strands and become transferable from avian to avian. Then it mutated again from Avian to human. It is not transferrable human to human at the moment, but inevitably it will mutate and wipe out half the world’s population in a manner of weeks as there is no cure and all vaccines become obsolete once the strand mutates- and it mutates constantly. It is speculated to cause a death toll greater than that of the Spanish Flu. This pandemic is widely overlooked, but it isn't a matter of 'IF' it happens. It is more a matter of 'WHEN' it happens.

When the H5N1 (Avian Bird Flu) strand of influenza becomes transferable from Human to Human it will be a manor of hours before it makes it back to North America. Exporting, Importing and Planes will allow human carriers to cross boarders and oceans and affect their families with the disease. The virus doesn't have symptoms in the first couple days, so you could be a carrier and have no idea- thus infecting your family and loved ones inadvertently.

Wash your hands.

by Dorclington April 2, 2009

Avian

A noun for an extremely charismatic person that barely speaks and gets everyone's positive attention(I repeat,POSITIVE ATTENTION>:(() in the same room as her.(LIKE WTF HOWWWWWW SAVE SOME GUYS FOR THE LONELY PEOPLE OUT THERE- YOU DONT EVEN LIKE EM BACK) This is also the same person that adores fire+flowers & breathes monster energy drinks. She's the kinda friend u need, but don't talk about the height, ever.. (also some good ass fashion right there can l steal it weeb?) +sleep deprived bastard

Girl 1: -silent asf and barely talks to anyone-
Boy 1,2,3,4,5 harmoniously: wanna go out on date later?
Girl 1: it's 4 in the morning

Boy 1,2,3,4,5 harmoniously: she's such an Avian.

by Koki, a cuddly moron. October 2, 2022