Austrian Exit

When you crap in someone's toilet leaving a turd on the shelf without flushing, and then leave without saying goodbye.

"Where's James gone?"
"not sure, I'll have a look"
"maybe he's in the toi.. oh god, he's totally austrian exited us"

by Chris Corden February 16, 2015

austrian minigun

The Austrian Minigun is one of the must time consuming sexual acts involving , 6-8 large Austrian men (preferable with a military background) unloading their seed on to a willing participant while rotating in a clock wise motion.

Bobby: me and my girl want to get freaky in the bed room

Timmy: If you know 6-8 Austrian men you could give here the Austrian minigun.

by Yung Kashi February 3, 2018

AustrianHammer

AustrianHammer refers to an analplug like device, which is commonly used to stimulate the nerves located in the asshole.

Max: Dude, do you know any tools to massage the asshole for sexual purposes?

Jakob: Someone told me about the AustrianHammer

by JayJaylikeylikey February 22, 2020

Austrian People

Beautiful and cultured people with a great sense of humor and a great lifestyle. They also make great food. Some of them are back stabbers and some are gracious and well sophisticated.

Austrian People have great hearts. See Also: Austria

by Max von Trapp September 8, 2007

Austrian Juggle

n,v. the act or action of simultaneously having a coffee, cigarette, and a pastry, esp. strudel in your hands. Most performers of this act may wear designer glasses and a sweater over a button-up t-shirt, buttoned to the very top. Mostly seen outside a Kaffeehaus or universities around the world

Hey, that Grad student in Literature is smoking, drinking coffee, blogging on their MacPro, and eating Streusselkuchen at the same time, that is the best Austrian Juggle ever.

by Hard as Tits October 28, 2009

Austria

A relatively small mountainous country bordering italy, germany, switzerland, slovenia, hungary, slovakia and the czech republic its capital being vienna.

i was born in austria in 1922

by mr_magicxp January 13, 2006

austerity program

(ECONOMICS) when a government has to restructure spending by massively cutting social programs, development programs, and subsidies on basic necessities. Often accompanied by taxes increases, especially on lower incomes (since the poor cannot escape tax hikes).

Usually we use the term "austerity program" when the government in question has to backtrack on its ideological commitments. An example of this is France, after June 1982. The Socialist government of Mitterrand had just implemented a raft of major new social welfare programs, and was promptly forced to cut everything back when the deficit ballooned.

by Abu Yahya May 5, 2010