An Aunt Jemima is when you kidnap a young -- and usually attractive -- female and tie her up in a closet for a few days, giving her nothing to eat so she will be starving. after a few days, you take her out and give her a huge plate of steaming hot pancakes. right as she's about to dig in, whip out your dick and come on the pancakes and watch as your semen runs along the pancakes like maple syrup.
she will be so hungry she will eat it anyway!
she will be so hungry she will eat it anyway!
by my dick is on mtv October 6, 2008
Get the Aunt Jemimamug. Sadie ain't never gonna catch no man until she cleans herself up, gets some new clothes, and loses weight.
by Richard Black March 12, 2005
Get the Aunt Jemimamug. by Teddy Bundy July 26, 2006
Get the Aunt Jemimamug. A coloured pancake lady who, with the a gap in her front teeth, and the right hair style, can look like Condolessa Rice. In the earlier sketches of Auntie Jemima she is an older woman, but as society became more demanding the picture has been modified to a sexy woman at the tender age of 70. Her "syrup" is really all the "-glouscoses" mixed with water.
It is a common misconception that Aunt Jemima is married to Uncle Ben (hence their daughter Condolessa Rice), but she is actually a lesbien and is with Betty Crocker... now THAT'S some food for though!
by kuckapoo December 14, 2008
Get the Aunt Jemimamug. a sexual pleasuring when the man pours Aunt Jemima Syrup on his penis and than fucks the girl with it. He than eats her out and eats the Aunt Jemima from her vagina.
Yo man, i took that broad in that room and gave her the old Aunt Jemima.
I'd like to Aunt Jemima the shit out of her.
I'd like to Aunt Jemima the shit out of her.
by Christian Dileo January 17, 2009
Get the Aunt Jemimamug. A religion that has come a long way with the Stwabewweeh Empire over many years. We as Jemimimians have many genders such as Inflatable Raft and Jelly Filled Doughnut.
by xXX_HAXOR_MLG_420_XXx February 23, 2017
Get the Aunt Jemimamug. The act of locking a girl in a closet for a period of 5-24 hours, after said lock up, one ejaculates onto pancakes and offers them to the girl. The girl should be so hungry that she eats them.
by sicknastymn July 16, 2009
Get the Aunt Jemimamug.