Separatistic Atheist

An atheist that believes in something other than the norm of the atheist society.

Normal athiest "I believe in evolution and I do not believe in a god."

Separatistic Atheist "I believe aliens made a genetic hybrid with monkeys and kept changing the genotype and phenotype of the monkey until modern man was made."

Separatistic Atheist by Markus Altright March 5, 2013

Seventh Day Atheist

Someone who still participates in Seventh Day Adventist activities, such as going to church, but has personally rejected belief in God. Often feels that they cannot tell their friends and family about their lack of belief for fear of rejection.

Dude 1: Gotta go to church now.

Dude 2: Why? You don't believe in it.

Dude 1: Yeah, but the wife doesn't know I'm a Seventh Day Atheist.

Seventh Day Atheist by griffon8 March 6, 2011

satanic atheist 

a person who disbelieves or lacks belief in the existence of God or gods.
a person who believes everything in the bible is a philosophy

Joaquin De Leon is a satanic atheist because he believes everything the bible is a philosophy

satanic atheist by 965123456 February 11, 2020

spicy atheist 

Just another way to be called or call someone a satanist.

Jan is a satanist, she doesn't believe in any gods. she's likes to describe it as being a spicy atheist.

spicy atheist by Mother Abeloth April 19, 2023

safety atheist 

A safety atheist is something used by blue collar workers when in comes to osha. Someone who hates all of the safety protocols osha "has" us follow. Because let's be real we all think some of oshas safety standards are a little to much at some points.

Technically school teacher "ok guys today we gotta over a few safety things so we can get into the shop next week"

Student "but sir I'm a safety atheist"

safety atheist by Whitetrashwithafatass September 1, 2023

athiest smoothie 

a smoothie containing a gay aborted child and vodka

I made an athiest smoothie for breakfast. I think it had our neighbors aborted fetus in it. YUCK!

athiest smoothie by lotion_god November 20, 2021

Atheists 

Okay, little kids. Atheists are NOT bigots, racists or Satanists.
Atheists don't believe in God, or Satan.
True Atheists are not assholes who run around saying DEFEND ATHEISM. It's not a religion. I'm Atheist and I don't go around doing it.
Infact I'm completely embarressed about arrogant people running amiss saying stuff like that.
Anyways, Atheists are normal people, who just don't believe in god, or satan.
They aren't demon-possessed.

And with the whole suing people for saying god in class, that is a little rediculous.

But if you're Christian, would you want someone going 'THERE IS NO GOD' in the middle of your class? I think not.

They're normal people who are tolerant of any religion unless it's being shoved down their throat.

I mean I don't think any religion tolerates that.

So please, stop saying we are satanists, demon-possessed, stupid, bigots, and racists.

Do you want me calling you stupid for believing in a supreme being? I think not, and I don't think you're stupid for that, anyways.

But please stop.

We're just people who don't believe in God, OR Satan.

We are not Satanists. We are Atheists.

Atheists by AlixAutopsy December 21, 2008