Astroid

The only asteroid with a unusual name "Astroid" without the e. Sometimes people are called that.Either because their the odd one out or just the only one standing out.

Oh hello there Astroid! Still the usual little odd child. Haha.

by Emestar Metorus January 1, 2019

Astrodouche

There's a grading level starting with douche bag, then asshat, and finally astrodouche. An astrodouche is unquatifiably and immeasurably such and douche the individual breaks the bell curve on psychopathy by his/ her obsessive behaviors to destroy your life to no rational end.

My exhusband mike won't let me live my life to the degree that I can't get him to stop hacking into all my accounts, he's a psychopath astrodouche.

by kalico_kat August 23, 2021

astrodome

n. an amazing blow job received in the state of Texas or from a girl who hails from the state of Texas.

All I want is some astrodome! Is that too much to ask?!

by Paul Bryant December 9, 2008

Astrodot

An astronaut made up of dots..

After coloring the dots, I realized that it was an astrodot.

by Alberta Einsteiny October 18, 2009

astrodump

An astrodump must be done using a public restroom with private stalls. You climb up to the top of the stall, hang off with pants down and drop a bill cosby aiming for the toilet bowl

Last night i took an astrodump at the mall, and it landed on the floor

by James gold December 31, 2018

Astrodex

Someone who is a very smart smarty, likes to ramble about interesting topics but gets embarrassed and apologies. Also likes to fighted wiggly worms. Astrodexs tend to drop their phones multiple times on “accident”

what a hot astrodex

by asadsap December 6, 2020

Astrodex

Someone who drops their phone constantly but then says it was an “Accident” just got make you laugh

You’re like an Astrodex, always dropping your phone

by asadsap December 6, 2020