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ethan aston

the biggest asshole in the world. is a fat cunt only bathes every two weeks and has no friends. everytime he swears in clase he gets away with it because of his "needs" what he dosent have. hes an asshole and trys to act cool
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Aston Martin One-77

Sweet car. Incredibly fast, with a top speed of 240 MPH, even more with NOS. Price: 2.3-2.8 Million. Amazing to drive. Makes Ferrari look like a Toyota. Aston Martin's newest car, and the most expensive car of 2008-09. V12 engine
Dude A: Dude! Check out that Enzo!
Dude B: Na, Aston Martin One-77 beats the shit outta that car!
by JakesAngel September 12, 2009
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Aston

Aston is a definition for someone who always knows best and is the strongest in the group also means the kind one and a ladies man
Aston is a good person
by Thatboss242 January 15, 2017
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Aston Martin

Solid British sports car made for hard racing. Ford took it over and decided to double production by machine-producing them. American car companies always fuck up what was good about British. Aren't they satisfied with turning Vuaxhall into the shitty little things they are today?
I want an aston... like, DB7. Just like 007
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
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aston

ladys man, great at guessing, amazing in bed, super fresh and always has the best style
aston is fresh
by ilikeyourname December 3, 2010
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Aston Villa

Nicknamed The Villans, Aston Villa Football Club were founded by a group of cricketers from the Villa Cross Weslyan Chapel in the city of Birmingham in 1874.
They currently play in the FA Premier League. It is one of the oldest and most successful football clubs in England.
villa for life
up the villa
villa till i die
And it's Aston Villa - we're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen.
by villafan July 18, 2006
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aston expressway

Truely hard core road in north Birmingham, officially the A38(M). 7 lanes of mayhem, with tidal flow and no divider, which all ends up at Spaghetti Junction. Class.
The title screen of "Fifth Gear" on channel 5.
by oracle January 25, 2005
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