Corona-assvirus

A disease associated to sticking a used, dirty bottle of Corona up your ass.

Juanita admitted she was quarantined for the Corona-assvirus after sticking a dirty beer bottle up her bung hole after misplacing her dildo.

by Vegas Blue February 29, 2020

assidental

an unwanted pregnancy resulting from anal intercourse

I swear I only put it in her ass but now she has an assidental pregnancy.

by jrbump August 31, 2009

assident

an accidental pregnancy resulting from anal sex.

g/f : my pregnacy test came back positive.
b/f : but i only gave it to you up the butt!
g/f : the dr.s said when you giz it can leak down and cause pregnancy.

by Lauren September 15, 2005

assviolin

A rare instrument of the string family produced in German restrooms. Other instruments in this family include the assviola, asscello, assbass (not to be confused with asscannon), assguitar, assbanjo, assfiddle, or asszamboni.

Zeig den bogen uber meine arschgeige
"Draw your bow across my assviolin"

by Corny V. Buttstache December 6, 2007

assidy

another name for someone named Cassidy. usually used when cassidy is being a bitch.

hey assidy, shut the fuck up.

by elle7979 June 25, 2019

assident

fart

oops, I had an assident.

by 46er September 27, 2009

assvirginity

The state of a person who has not had anal intercourse.

Amanda: I broke up with Andrew last night.
Linda: Why, because he's such a player?
Amanda: Yea, that and he wanted to take my assvirginity!
Linda: Owwwww...Did you let him?

by Beatrix Hicks January 16, 2009