go astronaut

`verb; meaning to get so obsessively jealous in a relationship, one would go to extraordinary methods to hurt a potential competitor.

Used on some late night TV after the February 2007 incident where a lovesick astronaut, Lisa Nowak, drove 900 miles in diapers to confront and threaten a rival for the affections of her boy friend

Not as fatal as going postal, in most cases...

Actually it seems everybody on the OC is ready to go astronaut at the same time.

My first wife went astronaut on my girlfriend when she found out I took her to Branson for her birthday. Fortunately the cops were there

by digitalflack December 14, 2008

asstrocity

an obese person's ass- usually includes folds, wrinkles, and acne along with the fat

On The Beach: "Hey, look at that asstrocity over there. Someone should tell her to wrap a tarp over that thing

by connorsji January 16, 2009

astronot

some one who definitely does not work for nasa and is not an astronaut.

Hi I'm Bent, Clarke Bent and and I'm an Astronot, I do not work for Nasa and have never in my life been anywhere on near or even close to the moon. No No I'm actually unemployed.

by Clark Bent September 9, 2011

Astronautalis

The best deep underground rapper. Known for his deep rhymes and different beats. He takes Eminem's title for best white rapper.

Astronautalis has some tight ass rhymes!

by Schuyler January 17, 2005

Austronaut

An extremely annoying Expat Aussie Airline Pilot mostly associated with Airlines in the Asia Pacific region CX Pilots They are extremely insecure characters that heavily rely on their only life skill as a pilot to prove that they are better Astronaut than their modest colleagues, whatever their rank, background or nationality. Most of them have low intelligence levelsdumb, anger issues and are extremely insecure. They appear to be decent until the cockpit door is closed thus proving they are cowardly in natureBullies They are abrupt, rude, aggressive and an embarrassment to the Aviation Industry.

I just flew with a typical Austronaut

by Hh332 October 17, 2019

Astronot

A name used for a person who pays to travel to space. But has no traditional astronaut training.

In 2021, the first astronots travelled to space, such as Sir Richard Branson.

by Riversideways July 11, 2021

Astronaut Highschool

Where all the white girls go for mullet boys and thugs, and the emo kids walk around with dog collars on ✨. and all the yee yee kids say the N word, and all the girls wear shorts that show half of their asses 🥰. sounds like an amazing school right? HAHA think again.

Astronaut highschool; a school full of yee yee boys and hoes.

by cheerihOes September 6, 2021