assmouf

someone who has shit breath

derrick stuck your toothbrush in his ass.. haha assmouf!

by billyp01 January 13, 2009

assmonger

One who sells donkeys on the street.

A lowly assmonger cannot make enough money to support a family.

by BlastMaster May 16, 2003

Assmouth

A term used to insult the band Smashmouth.

Please change the channel, I hate listening to Assmouth.

by Big Meat011 October 15, 2011

Assmotize

To hypnotize someone with your ass.

Sorry, I'm late. I was on my way when this hottie tried to assmotize me into buying her a drink. Luckily I snapped out of it or I would have never gotten here.

by Big Pappa 4487 July 12, 2015

assmosphere

(noun) The air space between the bottom of the buttocks and the top of the water in a toilet bowl. Can be applicable before, during, and after defication.

Hey! It's wet in here, there must be a break in the assmosphere.

by king_charles November 23, 2016

Assmosis

The chemical process through which alcohol is absorbed directly into the blood stream through the rectal walls, as a result of anal alcohol consumption.

Cory passed out last night. I guess the assmosis really caught up with him.

by Dub Dub Lifer November 26, 2010

assmongler

a dumbass piece of shit that cant tell right from wrong and is usally an annoying ass kissing scum bag with fruit cake like characheristics.

or a sexist midle aged male that slaps asses constantly

whow cotton from king of the hill is one awsome assmongler

by juancarlos December 28, 2005