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Assfaggot

A homosexual who uses his sexuality as a weapon by shoving hampsters up their asshole, records public gay porn and wanks on the bus with porn
Jimmy: hey could you not like... record gay porn outside my house, my kids are creeped out.
Assfaggot: hey respect my rights! ooo jeezus christ!
by assjuicer342 November 1, 2022
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assfaggots

An interjection used to enter any conversation where you are unsure about the topic. Can also be used to universally answer and intentionally annoy or undermine the previous topic of conversation. The standard form used to enter a conversation is a question; "Do you mean assfaggots?"
Person I (in conversation with Person II): Hey, did you see that new episode of {insert primetime television program here} last night?

(Person III walks in)

Person III: You mean assfaggots?

Person II (in conversation with Person I): Have you heard that new single by {insert musical performance artist(s) here}?

(Person III walks in)

Person III: You mean assfaggots?
by Captain Manifesto July 7, 2011
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Assfaggot

In favor of liking the ass as if one were gay.
That Jon guy is really an assfaggot!
by Eric February 9, 2004
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AssoFaggot

1. The homonym for an esophagus

2. Homosexual always preferring anal sex to any other form of touch

3. A way to troll a feminist biology teacher or any biology teacher at all
Bio teacher: The oral cavity connects to the esophagus and...

Cool student: An AssoFaggot does not connect only to the oral cavity

Class: owo owo owo
by Koala on Fire February 27, 2020
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arsemaggot

Pretty self-explanatory term for someone who is a total waste of DNA
A: so he was cheating on her with her best friend?

B: yes, he is such an arsemaggot! Better off without him
by Exeter27 April 6, 2022
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arsemaggot

A self-explanatory term for someone who is a complete waste of DNA

Jerk; waste of space; person of low moral value; snake; scum; human flotsam
A: not only did he cheat on her, he drained their bank account and ran up their credit cards before taking off

B: she is better off without the arsemaggot
by Exeter27 April 6, 2022
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asscargot

Would you like to eat my ASScargot?
by Jenny from US Bank December 29, 2022
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