assless shit stained chaps

a pair of assless chaps in which the person who is wearing them has forgotten to wipe his ass after shitting

Brandon: look at that biker! he is wearing assless shit stained chaps!
Ashley: Looks like he had a beanerschnitzel for lunch!

by A-BJ May 19, 2006

assless

The being/creature/encounter with no ass/butt.

I am assless after getting shot.
I had to remove my ass because I hd cancer there, I am now assless.

by stefan18v November 4, 2022

Assless Assing

The process of talking much and doing nothing.

-I'll go and hit that girl in the ass
-Man, stop assless assing, ya know you can't do it

by Tariel August 17, 2016

Assless Asser

It's the guy who always talks, blabering much but he can't do whatever he says.

-Ya know I'll fuck you up man
-Assless Asser

by Tariel August 17, 2016

assless cock

Pretty straightforward.. a cock minus one ass equals an assless cock..This moniker is reserved for even the most commensurate douche.

I hate that dick..what an assless cock!

by Junxtapuss March 22, 2021