Irish Alzheimers

A condition primarily (not exclusively) seen in women of Irish ancestry involving a loss of rational and objective memory, specifically as it pertains to any past misdoings on their behalf. This lapse in memory is almost always accompanied by an innate ability to recall with unparalleled clarity any wrong others have caused them, regardless of how trivial or seemingly unrelated.

I was winning the argument with Patricia until her Irish Alzheimers flared up and she reminded me that on our third date I told her she didn't look good in yellow.

by Raws December 23, 2015

Irish Alzheimers

Irish Alzheimer's is when you forget everything except your grudges.

O'Meara can't remember what day it is but Irish Alzheimers helps him remember he wants to kick O'Hara in the arse.

by T-Bob Corvus April 21, 2018

Assheimer's

The ability to remember someone else's idea, but not that it's not theirs.

Christ, you must have Assheimer's, I just told you that!

by DicBoi December 3, 2020

Alzheimers

A disease where you forget everything and anything you have ever known

I have never made a definition for alzheimers so i will do it before i forget

by thefogiscomingthefogiscoming June 3, 2022

r/AlzheimersGroup

A group to help people with alzheimers.
I forgor 💀

r/AlzheimersGroup user: "Where is my Grandson?"
exaple person:"You have alzheimers Sir"
r/AlzheimersGroup user:"oh I forgor 💀"
example person:"out of the ordinary I mean"

by GravitationalForceOfJupiter November 21, 2023

Hoodie Alzheimers

Usually affects golfers with English descent and those skilled in architecture.

“I was going to get a ticket next week. Well hoodie Alzheimers hit me again!”

by Eccspert March 22, 2024

Wearin' your alzheimers

When a person is called out for wearing the same outfit within a short space of time

M1: You are wearin' your alzheimers today you forgetful motherfu**er.
Weren't you in that same stupid lookin shirt yesterday?
M2: yeah - Im just too broke to do laundry right now.

by Jbt003 January 29, 2009