assfart sandwich

When flatulence is (violently and forcefully) expulsed from the rectum upon 2 slices of (white) bread.

I had an assfart sandwich for lunch. Canned tuna is getting expensive.

by therealOG2018 April 13, 2018

Assractive

when someone is an asshole but you still wanna fuck them cause they're hella fine

THIS BOY TRYNA HIT ME, HE TRIED TO HIT ME AND-damn he assractive though."

by Cock Donkey April 4, 2015

Assfarticals

The particals that release from your ass when u fart. Fart

Dang who's assfarticals are in my nose right now. Booty

by Biggs June 3, 2016

assfalt

You're accountable for your own shit.

You fucked it up so unfuck it, it's your own assfalt, sorry but your ass your fault dude.

by King of the Bomangoddies June 8, 2018

assfacet

An assfacet is an asshole who, per legend, has a small invisible knob on their neck that is almost constantly turning. This releases a flow of assholishness that influences all others in the vicinity. Occasionally the knob stops turning and they become normal, but on an average day it is turning.

"Have you seen Molly's new boyfriend, Jake?"

"Yea, he's a total assfacet, though."

by Mark ;) November 10, 2008

assface

MY XBOYFRIEND

cant cancel this one! someone has ex husband assfaces

by haha bitch June 9, 2016

assfacts

"Facts" pulled out of someone's ass. Usually not the author/speaker, but the one who relayed the facts to them.


These facts are in actual fact half-truths and whole lies. Probably pulled down from some .org website or biased news channel.

Religious, political and national definitions on this site constitute many assfacts.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004