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Assetry

A nonsensical, exaggerated situation, a rediculous series of events not unfolding in one's favor.
I slipped on my dog's mess he made on the floor, fell and split my head open on the counter. I've never experienced such assetry in my life.
by noahandmeagan March 28, 2015
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Frozen Assets

Frozen Assets - noun

1.
The result of putting your money in the fridge.

2.
In the Business and Finance World an Asset is the name given to any form of economic resource that can be owned.
These range from stocks, bonds, trademarks, computer programs/software to buildings, equipment and even high value personnel.

Frozen Assets is the name given to Toxic Assets that have ceased to function.

3.
In the dating world Assets refer to a persons, positive, features.

While the term encompasses all of a persons features it is typically used to refer to physical features, especially on women and especially when referring to her posterior and/or curves.

Think: "ASS-ets"
These assets can change relatively rapidly. For example: if the person puts on or loses weight/muscle. They are not fixed.

Frozen Assets are, therefore, features that do/can not change readily.
Generally non-physical features such as intelligence, personality traits, social, athletic and/or academic abilities etc...
1.
I put my money in the fridge. I got the idea when I heard "Frozen Assets" on CNBC :D

2.
Halifax has lots of Frozen Assets

3.
A woman with an M.D. is, obviously, intelligent.
The degree and her smarts are Frozen Assets

A person who is charismatic and makes friends easily has charisma as one of their Frozen Assets

Check out her assets!
You've got lovely assets
by rzhhhh November 14, 2011
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Assvertising

Words or advertising logos placed on the asses of female clothing.
Check out the ASSVERTISING on that ass! School names, team names, phrases, city names, etc. usually written in large letters. i.e. CHEER, PINK, SWIM, ORLANDO
by Page Wagner October 3, 2007
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kickest-assest

A term of exaltation for when one comes in the possession of amazing roomates.

Warning: Threesomes that fall under the term "Kickest-Assest" are often prone to plots of World Domination and random moments of blinding brilliance.
Tawnie: You guys are the Kickest-Assest roomies ever.
Christy: I know.
Bobbie: Man we rock.
Tawnie: Word.
Christy: Wanna take over the World now?
Bobbie: Of course! What better way to showcase our amazing Kickest-Assest-ness
*All laugh menacingly whilst plotting global domination*
by Tawneh July 10, 2005
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Assertiveness

Clare's assertiveness stirred up his deep-seated sence of inadequacy
by McRule June 9, 2004
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kick assery

The act or ability to kick ass in an unbelievable way. Usually in reference to Jason Statham's character(s) in the movies Transporter or Crank.
Spencer: Jason Statham's kick assery in Transporter is pretty awesome.

Samantha: Tell me about it...
by CreeperStash March 10, 2008
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Mashbrown Asserole

Fisting your girlfriend's ass while enjoying a hearty, southern style breakfast.
What did you have for breakfast today braaaahhhh? Some Hashbrown Casserole?

No broooohhhhh. Eggs sunny side up and some Mashbrown Asserole. She couldn't walk to get a cup a coffee when I was done.
by Eaton Holgoode August 2, 2016
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