Nerd Assault

Nerd assault occurs when an average or mediocre student outperforms a nerd on a particular assignment or exam, and subsequently informs the nerd that he/she was beat with minimal or no effort.

Dick - "Hey Nerd, what you get on that exam?"
Nerd - "91 percent."
Dick - "Wow. Good job. How long you study?"
Nerd - "About 14 hours."
Dick - "Cool. I only studied an hour before the exam and got a 94 percent."
Gary - "Haha Dick. That's some nerd assault."

by McFrattin Nugget July 26, 2011

Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle)

Any Type of Vehicle with Fred Durst, DMX, Redman and Methodman driving in it singing as loud as they can.

Kumar: Dude there's a fucking Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle) down the block we should check it out.

Harold: I don't have time man, I've got too much work to take care of due in the office tomorrow.

by neard2000 January 4, 2010

assalanche

First defined in NASIOC's Off Topic forum by Kaiser as the slow, crampy, painful, and excruciatingly long build-up of poo in one's bowels, which finally reaches a breaking point and results in a massive avalanche of crap being explosively expelled from one's ass. Hence, assalanche.

Zeke sat miserably on the toilet for 30 mins with bad stomach cramps -- a half hour cycle of cramping and loosening and cramping and loosening tearing at his abdomen. But, frustratingly, no poo was shat. He suffered wave after wave of pain...until, finally, that last little snowflake fluttered down on 500 billion tons of brown snow. The assalanche came without warning, and it was fierce. Many people in Toiletville were caught unaware and perished in a 100mph rush of furious poo.

by Zeke Brown June 10, 2007

Assal

Assal is a short girl she is Middle Eastern thick in the ass and tits very nice and sweet girl one of the funniest people you will ever meet she has low temper don’t mess with her head 🥰

Assal is a Middle Eastern girl

by Ayrib December 2, 2020

Assata

She's a person with an amazing attitude. No matter how hard things is she finds away. She always puts everyone before her no matter what. Shes beautiful with a lot of attitude get you someone like Assata.

Assata is one of a kind thats why people barely know girls with the name Assata.

by kelly brooks bobbie March 14, 2017

assault and beat-ery

The act of secretly tricking another person into swallowing your seman.

Cindy: "Oh! This chocolate mousse is delicious, Dave! How do you make it"
Debra: "Yeah, Dave, what is your secret?"
Dave; "Oh, I'll show you guys sometime!" (Aside: "Right after I jack a couple fresh loads, you little bimbos!)"

Kirby: "Hey Mike, have you committed assault and beat-ery?"
Mike: "Oh yeah."
Kirby: "Really? When?!"
Mike: "How's that ham and swiss with mayo treating ya?"
Kirby: (Spiting) "You sick fuck!!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 4, 2010

National sexual assault day

just shut up, it’s not a thing. stop trying to touch that person with a stupid “national day” excuse.

predator- Umm, *googles* its national sexual assault day! I have to sexually assault you.

person- shut up, you don’t touch me no matter what you psycho pathetic predator. I will break ur jaw if u get one more step near me.

by yourdearworldteaching March 27, 2021