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ass-rapery

an adverb form for involuntary sodomy, typically experienced by males while incarcerated.
Tom experienced major ass-rapery while incarcerated for 6 months.
by rawr said the lion February 3, 2010
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Monkey Ass Raper

This word is usually aimed at "Dan Thomas" AKA "Squirrel" This child is a very aggresive individual which will take no crap off of no one but could easily get his ass kicked by Matt and Daffydd. His famous phrase is "Calm Down" and this is the phrase that strikes fear in the heart of any man.
by Matt Hiscock November 28, 2004
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ass raper

by Teasing_the_Weasel July 29, 2004
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ASS RAPER

your mommma
by ben dover October 8, 2003
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ass-faced monkey raper

Term used to describe an incompetent or negligent driver of motor vehicles other than the current driver's vehicle. May also be used in reference to any politician appearing on TV, in person or just all politicians in general.

(Usage is prominent amongst a select number of bald, overweight and apparently disgruntled white males in the midwestern US.)
"That ass-faced monkey raper just cut me off!!! Honey, please hand me the shotgun, if you please."

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"Bill Clinton is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"

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"George W. Bush is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"
by FunkPumpkin September 29, 2006
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king assripper

AKA Hairyngross, the lord of all gluttony.

King of the 8lb rotisserie chickens, mayonnaise and sausage gravy. Known to unleash freakishly unhuman farts while appearing to soil himself in doing so.

King Assripper had been around for many years, however, he garnered notoriety from Tom Segura's appearance with his wife on the Joe Rogan Experience when they presented his videos, and claimed they have "studied his work."

Nobody knows what happened to King Assripper, as he has not released any new videos in several years. Some believe him to be dead.
by nathanpenetration April 7, 2021
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assripper

Omg Melody, that was an assripper! Better check your drawers XD
by xxmikeoxhugexx August 1, 2022
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