gas, ass, or grass

What some people consider the rules of hitchhiking, where the hitchhiker, upon pickup or throughout the trip, must either provide: 1)Gas for the car, 2)Some type of sexual satisfaction, or 3)Some type of drug, usually marijuana.
Hitchhiker: Yo dude, can i get a ride?
Dude: Gas, ass, or grass.
Hitchhiker: *pulls out baggie* Grass.
by punkbass_20x6 January 15, 2006
mugGet the gas, ass, or grassmug.

Your ass is grass

1.You're dead fool.
2.You better watch it cuz you don't know who you are messing with.
Joe: You are a slut.
Stacey: Say it again and your ass is grass.
by rebel27 December 18, 2008
mugGet the Your ass is grassmug.

someone's ass is grass

someone is finished, someone is through, someone is done for.
Private; Looks like somone spilled your cofee, sir.

Major; Well in that case, somones ass is grass.
by Light Joker July 6, 2004
mugGet the someone's ass is grassmug.

gas, ass, or grass

When someone asks you to drive them somewhere, they can pay with gas, ass, or grass. Gas(money for gas), ass(a sexual favor), grass(marjuana).
Ling Ling: "I just drove you all the way to Africa. You know the rules... gas, grass, or ass."(gas, ass, or grass)
by mikec00l January 5, 2009
mugGet the gas, ass, or grassmug.

grass ass

A way of saying thank you when you forget how to spell Gracias because your a big disgrace to your Hispanic parents

('-')
"grass ass my friend."

Or
"grass ass for everything."
by Maika the burrito June 21, 2017
mugGet the grass assmug.

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