Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch

A term invented by mina loves spaghetti to express his fetish desire and insatiable thirst for cocks. It can also be used to show shock or suprise

Mina won the award for the gayest person on the group chat;

"Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch"

by G4nero November 1, 2023

welldigger's ass

A degree of coldness below about 40 degrees.

It's colder than a welldigger's ass outside.

by arrow_keys September 27, 2005

Asswellass

Asswellass : a word first coined in 2023 by a semi fantastic freestyler and thought artist " Atrabionica! "

It is a polite slang word and appropriately vulgar term used in public to describe the bountiful beauty of a woman's ( or man's, depending on the subjected) ...amazing buttocks, in a somewhat sloppy conjunction, intended to disguise the embarrassing need to say Gorgeous Ass.

i.e. : "She had beautiful eyes, long slender legs, Asswellass, perfectly straight teeth and dressed to impress."

by ATRABIONICA! June 10, 2023

asswell

Another way to say aswell, with a bit of humor. If using the word asswell, after the sentence one must say,"and yes, I did just say asswell. Twice."

I went to the food store and got some pickles asswell as peanut butter, and yes I did just say asswell. Twice.

by 3heilo November 7, 2006

asswell

a crude way of saying "as well"

Misha and Merle are going to the toilet, asswell.

by missle May 23, 2004

asswell

A phat defined ass,a nice tight ass on swell,nice booty woman.look at that asswell.

Hey have you seen Kim lately?shes a asswell.any woman with a big defined ass is a asswell

by Preacher bauman September 13, 2023

Asswellian

A self-righteous authoritarian who cloaks their controlling, invasive, and often hypocritical behavior in the language of “progress,” “safety,” or “equity”—while suppressing dissent and rewriting truth with Orwellian flair. An Asswellian is the smug bureaucrat who bans speech, rewrites history, and punishes nonconformity, all while claiming to be the good guy.

• Noun: “The university hired another Asswellian to manage ‘inclusive language compliance.’ Now students are afraid to speak at all.”
• Adjective: “Their Asswellian campaign banned dissenting opinions while preaching about freedom of expression.”

by Big Dog 1776 May 20, 2025